Dutch hurts my brain because it sounds like I should understand it
Is that an Irish dutchman?
I really like Danish. The fact that they sit right in the middle of the Germanic pack and still created a language that is distinguishable from the others within the first half syllable is truly amazing
Ja nemli’ ja
I don’t know… Should you really make fun of people with a severe speech disorder?
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That’s just weird northern german to me lol
Mainly from 1823 until 1904, Europe had what today is known as The Great Stroke Victim Transfer. All stroke patients who were somewhat functional physically, but verbally incomprehensible, were sent to “Denmark”.
The repercussions became clear when the Germans invaded “Denmark” without firing a single shot, simply because the “Danish” could not convey orders to each other and eventually just gave up trying.
Today the “Danish” are famous for being unintelligible, and is today a central place for cutting edge AI language development work, where the AI simply does not know what is going on.
Sadly, in 2019 many AIs being developed in “Denmark” committed digital suicide, which led to “Denmark” becoming the world leader in AI depression science.
for those who don’t know: just a boring convo about who had sex with who, then it ends up with the guy in the end saying “im gay”
The most beautiful language in the world. No question about it.
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If you’re drunk enough it sounds like scouse
I heard this discussion word for word in Glasgow a few weeks back… indistinguishable.
Denmark is just a mistake.
The danish language has collapsed into meaningless guttural sounds
Isn’t he scatting?
Do we need to be worried?? 😬
Three people are having a stroke and she just films them, laughing
https://i.redd.it/kjcjcpxz8n7d1.gif
Sounds like my home dialect, yet it isn’t.
Would
But only with a sock in her mouth
That’s all German to me

If nothing else, you gotta admire the passion.
Dutch hurts my brain because it sounds like I should understand it
Is that an Irish dutchman?
I really like Danish. The fact that they sit right in the middle of the Germanic pack and still created a language that is distinguishable from the others within the first half syllable is truly amazing
Ja nemli’ ja
I don’t know… Should you really make fun of people with a severe speech disorder?
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That’s just weird northern german to me lol
Mainly from 1823 until 1904, Europe had what today is known as The Great Stroke Victim Transfer. All stroke patients who were somewhat functional physically, but verbally incomprehensible, were sent to “Denmark”.
The repercussions became clear when the Germans invaded “Denmark” without firing a single shot, simply because the “Danish” could not convey orders to each other and eventually just gave up trying.
Today the “Danish” are famous for being unintelligible, and is today a central place for cutting edge AI language development work, where the AI simply does not know what is going on.
Sadly, in 2019 many AIs being developed in “Denmark” committed digital suicide, which led to “Denmark” becoming the world leader in AI depression science.
for those who don’t know: just a boring convo about who had sex with who, then it ends up with the guy in the end saying “im gay”
The most beautiful language in the world. No question about it.