Biden heads to Camp David to prepare for 1st presidential debate with Trump

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/biden-heads-camp-david-prepare-1st-presidential-debate/story?id=111215648

45 comments

  1. Trump just claimed “Fake Debate” on his propatwitter site.

  2. Trump is gonna get stomped. And being the genius he is, he has set the bar for Biden at “being able to stand and talk”.

  3. I heard the stand in for Trump is an 11 year old with a foul mouth and poor grasp of the English language. The Dems are really taking this seriously 

  4. Biden gets bogged down in policy details (good thing! We should be focused on that) But zingers like “will you shut up, man” are what people remember.

    I hope Dark Brandon has some good ol’ mud slinging “just the facts, Jack” witticisms for the sound bites.

  6. With no audience and no brains how will trump know which burns work?

  7. I am very nervous about this debate. I feel like Trump is going to claim that our cities are being invaded by electrified sharks coming across our border with China while Biden is going to stutter over a few words and the take away for many is going to be that Biden is the one clearly unfit for office.

  8. Trump can’t put together one coherent sentence. Biden has this

  9. Biden should walk in, do a few push-ups and then just gesture that it’s Trump’s turn. There’s no way Trump could turn down a physical challenge like that and there’s no way he could do a push-up!

  10. I want Biden to mention that people should go out and vote for Congress because we can bring back abortion rights, and frankly make them more fair than they were before Dobbs, if we get a Democrat Senate and House.

    The filibuster is dead, and in 2025 we either get total national ban or national legalization of abortion.

  11. Meanwhile, Trump practices his angry face by eating a lot of beans so that the gas forces him to hold it all in.

  12. There’s almost no chance this happens. Trump will back out.

  14. I went to Camp David once (see my first post submission for an explanation), and quite honestly I couldn’t believe what a dump it was. Looked like it hadn’t been updated since the 70s.

    No wonder Bush always went to Crawford, Obama went to Hawaii, Trump went to Mar-ae-Lago, and Biden usually goes to Delaware. 

  15. President Biden can hang out at Camp David and do nightly bourbon shots, and still crush the convicted felon.

  16. One wants to end our democracy. One doesn’t.

    There’s the debate.

  17. I hope Biden walks over to shake Trump’s hand but instead grabs Trump’s neck pussy thing. Then looks into the camera and says , “when you’re famous, they let you do it”.

  18. Trump has got to be shitting his pants about now. He’s no match for Biden.

  19. Trump heads to the bathroom to take a Diet Coke shit and snort more adderall.

  20. If I lose the debate, it’s because it was RIGGED. I give the best debates, even MIT debates. The best debates know me very well and they say I am the best debate. No, I didn’t say it, they did, they said I’m debate.

  21. Trump continues to rage insanely at MiraLardo to prepare.

  22. Biden and his entire team need to take a page out of Kendrick Lamar’s playbook. Pick the one thing Trump is most vulnerable on and hammer him with it. Voters who care about policy details are already locked in. Biden needs the TikTok/IG/FB crowd who get their political info in 30 second reels. For Trump I’d hammer nonstop on his criminality and sprinkle in his Epstein ties for the conspiracy minded. Biden, unfortunately, is running his campaign like it’s 1988z

  23. Biden is coming loaded with nails for the coffin. Few people will watch the live debate. 70% of the country will watch highly edited TikTok videos.

    Edit: I went from 99% to 49% and picked one. You tell me.

  24. He is wasting his time. Trump is not going to show. That man is the biggest coward in the world. He can’t even fire people in real life. He fire Tillerson via Twitter. He fired Comey through Fox News. He fired Cohen through Rudy. He fired Kelly via a news conference. He fired Bannon through Kelly. He fired Manafort through news channels. I could go on, but you get the point. He’s a poopy pants coward who didn’t even go help with his own insurrection.

  25. Nice choice for them to build up trump in the leadup to the debate too. High road class, thy name is Biden

  26. Trumps already whining that it’s rigged and preparing for excuses when he loses lol

  30. Back to nature to get real, while his opponent gives way to distraction and performance displays.

    Like Rocky and Drago

  31. What are the Vegas odds that he cancels at the last minute. /s

  32. I just realized I don’t think I even remember the last time I heard about Biden playing golf or taking a vacation. I swear with Trump it was multiple times a week

  33. If this happens, I hope Trump just completely loses it and melts down on live TV. Knocks over the podium, throws his papers, tries to take a swing at Biden, sharts himself loudly, falls down, and sobs uncontrollably, all in a span of 45 seconds, while the camera just pans away and fades out. Based on the fact that he’s surrounded himself with yes men and hasn’t had to debate anyone whatsoever in four years, along with his very obvious mental decline, it’s not at all out of the question that this could actually happen.  

      Perfect. 

  34. I still betting Chump is a no show then a bullshit rant about a teleprompter malfunction and follow up with more bullshit “Biden refuses to debate me.”

  35. You know, it might not be a bad idea if the Biden Campaign asked Chris Christie to help prepare him for the debate. I know that’s an unusual choice, but Christie helped Trump with debate preparations in the past, so he might have an inside scoop to offer.

  36. If trump doesn’t show, he should debate Liz Cheney instead so everyone could see what a conservative is like who isn’t completely stupid.

  38. He could read Dr Seuss and be better prepared than that lamebrain.

  40. Am I the only that doesn’t believe this debate will happen?

  41. DAE: 45 won’t show up at the last second and make some excuse as to “fairness”?

  42. I guarantee there’ll be Republicans criticizing Biden for doing so much better than Trump at the debates, trying to act like he’s some tryhard who prepared too much and Trump didn’t and that’s the only reason Biden didn’t babble verbal diarrhea all night and Trump did, like it’s cheating to care.

  43. Is there any reason Biden shouldn’t begin every sentence with “my opponent, convicted felon Donald Trump…” I feel like about 3 of those and Trump will lose what’s left if his mind 

  44. Trump won’t make it easy, but Biden’s got experience. Let’s see how this plays out. Looking forward to seeing how Biden’s debate prep translates on stage.

  45. He just needs to not show up like Obama did at the first debate with Romney. That’s the one where Obama looked and acted like he had better things to be doing, and just came across as irritated that he even needed to be debating Romney. I love Barack, but my dude nearly lost the election because of his demeanor. Thankfully he properly showed up at the 2nd debate and dominated.

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