Fans balancing beer on sleeping supporter’s head ‘more fun than watching England’ at Euro 2024

6 comments

1. Little did they know that the sleeping man had a full head of hair at the start of the tournament.

2. Beer buckaroo is quality.

3. That website on iphone is pure cancer

4. And he was still more effective than most of the team

   7/10

5. Funny how everyone seems to think England games are mostly boring and are right. I mean, of the games I’ve seen over the years it’s mostly a game of passing the ball around and wasting time.

6. My prediction (which isn’t too difficult going off past tournaments):

   Rely on another team losing on goal differences to just scrape through the group stage.

   Then great last 16 and quarter final matches where everyone will love Southgate again and sing catchy tunes about him.

   Then either A) we’ll play fantastic in the semi match but lose to some stupid goal in the last minute of injury time

   Or

   B) make it to the final and play out a really dull game that goes to penalties where the first few will be great but we’ll ultimately lose as the rest will end up being sent over the stadium roof.

   Then everyone will hate Southgate again and German made cars on the way home from pubs will be missing wing mirrors the following day.