Found some old cassettes in my car I’ve had for years. Seems the previous owner was a bit of a romantic
by edgeofsanity76
Found some old cassettes in my car I’ve had for years. Seems the previous owner was a bit of a romantic
by edgeofsanity76
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I reckon the previous owner was an English Heritage member and a prolific dogger.
They wore wool jumpers. Light blue checked shirts from M&S. Beige stretch chinos and comfortable shoes.
They read the Daily Mail and enjoyed Lovejoy.
They loved nothing more than a gentle meander around a stately home garden, admiring the petunias over a cream tea, then on the way home, they’d tuck in to a layby off the M6 and watch Ethel, their wife, get pounded by a Solvenian trucker.
Have you tried playing them?
The cases could just be a decoy, and the previous owner has put sellotape over the write-protect hole and recorded over them with bootlegged underground hard-core-Nazi-metal-electro-jazz.
Almost embarrassed to admit I have the CD version of that The Greatest Love double album…
… and Vol 2 🤭.
Valeted as soon as you got the keys, right?
Maybe just a fan of poetry?
>**Excalibur**
I froze your tears and made a dagger,
>and stabbed it in my cock forever.
>It stays there like Excalibur,
>Are you my Arthur?
>Say you are.
>Take this cool steeled blade,
>Steel it, sheath it, in your lake.
>I’d drown with you to be together.
>Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven”.
How can you have the car for years and only just found the previous owner’s cassettes? Either you’ve just nicked the car or they are secretly yours
Did better than me, I got a car from an old geezer and all I found was a urine sample under the passenger seat (in a sample bottle, it hand soaked through or anything)
I like how they have two copies of *The Greatest Love*, just in case they need a spare or something.