Justice Samuel Alito absent from Supreme Court session for second day in a row

35 comments

1. Nice try sam but I’m not going to get a time out because of you this time.

2. Busy sewing up some custom flags.

3. He might be absent from one of the only actual responsibilities of his job, but damn it that Republican donor-funded hunting expedition just wouldn’t fit anywhere else in the calendar.

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5. This raises a red flag

6. He probably had his map upside down and got lost.

7. He took two weeks off to celebrate Flag Day in the Bahamas. Some billionaire flew him and Mrs. Justice Alito down there on a private jet.

8. Most likely it’s just a simple cold or something minor. My conspiracy theory mind says it’s a protest against some other justices for voting against Trump’s immunity.

9. Probably out in the Iraqi desert looking for ancient Sumerian tablets he can reference in the POTUS immunity case.

10. just taking a weekend off to fly on a “friends” private jet to a remote fishing hole. Nothing to see here, folks!

11. he is just taking a few days off to go around and hang all the flags he can find upside down..

12. Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.

13. He is on his clubbing baby seals excursion, no worries! He will be back trampling your rights soon enough!

14. Lazy ~~millenials~~ boomers don’t even want to work any more.

15. In most lines of work, no call no showing two days in a row would get you fired.

16. Too sore from riding billionaire dick.

17. An extended Juneteenth holiday no doubt

18. Hope he isn’t sick /s

19. He left for vacation early

20. Probably on an undisclosed vacation with an unknown billionaire.

21. Oh no. I hope he’s ok. / s

22. Satan needed him to run some errands.

23. Maybe Satan called him home?

24. Please be dead

25. Early weekend retreat at some 50 Million dollar GOP resort.

26. This isn’t good, I heard Alito is like Punxsutawney Phil. On Juneteenth if Alito goes out of his house and see’s a minority then he goes back inside and we can expect at least a few more years of fascism.

27. He should be absent for the rest of his career given his blatant political activism & statements of wanting to Christian nationalise a country that was founded on secular values 👍🏽

28. Those flags aren’t going to invert themselves, you know

29. I sure hope nothing happened to him /s.

    The racist Christian nationalist pos.

30. Wrote a quick ditty for him and it goes something like this, ” DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE you gravy sucking pig, DIE!

31. Nobody wants to work anymore

32. I’m praying for him…

    …to be replaced.

33. Maybe he died. A girl can dream…

34. I hope this is a sign of growing health issues and I wish him the worst of luck

35. He’s busy complaining to Harlan Crow that **HE** didn’t get as many vacations as Clarence.