Got this letter today from the TV gestapo, it takes a rather threatening tone. I couldn't give a deep-fried mcfuck nugget as I don't watch TV so its had the channels wiped then unplugged from the aerial and the electricity.

It must be scary for older folk though when they get a letter like this. Especially if they actually do follow through with their threat to call round.

What are the chances these vampires actually interrupt my tranquility some evening by rapping the door?

by BillyBuckleBean

9 comments

  1. Why do you not just inform them you don’t need a license? That’s what I did

  2. I’ve been getting one like this regularly once a month for the past 3 years.

    http://www.bbctvlicence.com/

    Have a read here. Do not contact them, do not let anyone into your house. Do not give them any details. Just ignore it.

  3. Yeah I told them we don’t watch any TV in the house, we don’t.

  4. My house sat empty for around a year before I moved into it and there were 5 of these letters on the doorstep.

  5. They came to my door, I tried to be polite and explained I don’t need a licence, guy said he needed to come in, I said he couldn’t….he got mad and said he would leave and mark me as needing a revisit. I asked why when I had told him I don’t need one and he said because I wouldn’t let him verify.

    Since that day I have had probably 100 of these in different forms and I laugh seeing each one because they are a joke, they can do absolutely nothing.

    Don’t listen to the BBC simps who bend over and hand over personal data to opt out of something they didn’t even want in the first place.

  6. Fuck em.
    Harry knuckles has nothing on TV license thugs.

  7. I got one the other day. Went straight in the shredder

  9. Is your name Legal Occupier?
    It seems unlikely so i wouldnt give a single fuck until the letter says your name at the top.
    The most crucial thing is they dont find out your name, you dont need to give them any information or even answer the door to them. A lot of people get caught these days by giving an email address when they buy a TV and then using that address to sign up to iPlayer.
    Keep a clean email for iPlayer and say fuck all

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