France & Netherlands – No longer allowed to chat shit about England after that.

by Hefty-Coyote

24 comments
  1. Basically Kante vs. the Netherlands who were slow as fuck

  2. whos gonna enter the next round? france or netherlands?

  3. I know Mbappe is good but you don’t have to focus on him so much that whenever he’s not on the field your whole team is utterly clueless

  4. Shockingly it seems like hans has been the best out of the “main contenders”

    Good for you hans

  5. Half our team didn’t want to play. No risks, no balls, no shots outside the box, awful refereeing. Thuram has to sit on the bench next match. The swamp germans had way less occasions and they were far more dangerous. The next match against Poland better not be this FM 4231 tiki-taka bullshit on our side, what a fkin chore it was…

  6. Every attacker fell flat on their face like a looney tunes character and the only goal gets shafted by the quite regarded VAR system

    Why?

  7. There were actually plenty of chances for both teams (more from France though).

    The draw means that both pretty certainly go through. In a group with Austria!

  8. So we’d probably have happily taken a point beforehand, but afterwards… not only could we have won, but we played bad against a France that played (for their squad quality) even worse

  9. Not being allowed to chat shit? Mate, did you see the atrocity that is Anthony Taylor? It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a ref that bad. Every time a Frog was touched he gave a foul, but then when there were actual fouls he didn’t give them.

  10. It was an exciting match but we totally got fucked by the ref (again?!) and VAR.

  11. Isn’t medically assisted suicide legal there?

  12. i could only focus on the “Holland *drumdrumdrum* Holland *drumdrumdrum* Halland” chants. No Frisians or Flenders in the crowd apparently x)

  13. The competition is just too easy so we decided to attempt the challenge of winning it without scoring a single goal. Thanks to Austria’s own goal, it’s already absolutely possible. We’ve got Kante and Maignan to ensure that the enemy team doesn’t score so good luck with that; and our attack is currently hard at work trying to reduce the number of pigeons living in Germany.

    2 games played, 0 goal scored, 0 goals taken, yet we’ve already got 4 points so we’re qualified no matter what. After we just have to keep winning the penalty shoot outs or create own goal circumstances and we’re golden.

    Truth is, you can’t stop us. We’ve got Kante in defence and a Ninja turtle in attack. What are you going to do about it, heh?

  14. All of our strikers except mbappé can’t score.

    Kolo moisi was shit in ligue 1, Dembléssé was also shit in ligue 1 both playing for the most dominant club btw .

    Thuram is average and only there because he is his father son

    Giroud is too old

  15. As an impartial outsider I’ll allow France and the Netherlands to continue to chat shit about England

  16. I knew it was time to go to bed when they started to play Spanish before the first fifteen minutes were over.

  17. I remember the Dutch losing their opening game in 1988 against the Soviet Union and still winning the tournament; defeating the Soviets in the final.

  18. It should of been a Dutch goal, wrong decision from the refs. Stinker of a game.

  19. France and those so called Netherlands were never allowed to chat shit about us in the first place.

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