It’s clearly a flat egg. Spherical eggs are a conspiracy theory by the illuminati.
That’s an ogg!
Congratulations, you have found the one piece! You are now pirate king 🏴☠️.
But would you eat a spherical cow?
Bet that made the Chicken wince.
I found one once. Made the local paper and one of the Sunday tabloids. Sold it on ebay for £15!
Maybe it was laid by a twenty-foot high chicken?
That poor chicken
I worked at a chicken farm packaging eggs for 2 years. I watched at least 1,500,000 eggs pass along the conveyor belt and never once did I see a spherical egg.
My dyslexia made me read that as “sceptical” egg.
I spent far to long trying to figure the second picture 😔
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Tell me you’re not yolking.
Ouch, well cooooock-a-fucking-doodle-dooooo.
Wow, a spherical egg?
It’s clearly a flat egg. Spherical eggs are a conspiracy theory by the illuminati.
That’s an ogg!
Congratulations, you have found the one piece! You are now pirate king 🏴☠️.
But would you eat a spherical cow?
Bet that made the Chicken wince.
I found one once. Made the local paper and one of the Sunday tabloids. Sold it on ebay for £15!
Maybe it was laid by a twenty-foot high chicken?
That poor chicken
I worked at a chicken farm packaging eggs for 2 years. I watched at least 1,500,000 eggs pass along the conveyor belt and never once did I see a spherical egg.
My dyslexia made me read that as “sceptical” egg.
I spent far to long trying to figure the second picture 😔
Eggstremely rare.
https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-20-2017/ebaXLp.gif
Hope this reaches the right audience