Poor Dieter shouldn’t be exposed to such misery at this tender age… We won’t need yet another neurotic German with repressed issues and obscure kinks 20 years from now.
That genuinely made me chuckle😅
I truly am German I guess
“You know what my parents and the World Cup have in common? They’re not coming home”
Dieter 6
They forgot another 6
Dieter is a 66 year old orphan
Top bantz
‘Dieter mate… fancy playing on the left wing?’
‘Fuck off Gareth’
lmao
Think this one has been brought out for every tournament since before social media existed. Fun to see the kid’s name change with country, though.
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Poor Dieter shouldn’t be exposed to such misery at this tender age… We won’t need yet another neurotic German with repressed issues and obscure kinks 20 years from now.
That genuinely made me chuckle😅
I truly am German I guess
“You know what my parents and the World Cup have in common? They’re not coming home”
Dieter 6
They forgot another 6
Dieter is a 66 year old orphan
Top bantz
‘Dieter mate… fancy playing on the left wing?’
‘Fuck off Gareth’
lmao
Think this one has been brought out for every tournament since before social media existed. Fun to see the kid’s name change with country, though.
This made me laugh way too hard.
Be strong, Dieter!