>”It’s a type of cancer that you can’t talk about with people because it could turn into a joke.”
Not a joke. HPV can fuck up your dick… something that anti-vaxxers (or the vaccine hesitant) might want to know…
(It can also cause throat, rectal, vaginal, and cervical cancers.)
Just when I thought life couldn’t get any worse.
In this situation, the correct response is “Say Doc, how about loading me up with painkillers and amputating my head instead?” That seems like the better option.
Honestly, that’s a legit death sentence for many men. If I didn’t have kids, I’d consider offing myself at that point.
I wonder how many survivors just killed themselves shortly after.
Excuse me what now?
Well that’s horrific.
Plastics
“I love my job”, said Doctor Choppakokov while performing a penile amputation.
New fear unlocked
That’s why I make sure that my dick is properly washed everytime I shower. Like the article says, a big culprit is lack of hygiene in the uncircunscised (which I am) male population. Pull that skin back and rub it proper, people. This is no joke
That’s why I make sure that my dick is properly washed everytime I shower. Like the article says, a big culprit is lack of hygiene in the uncircunscised (which I am) male population. Pull that skin back and rub it proper, people. This is no joke
Part of my job involves imaging the groin lymph nodes of patients with penile cancer. Believe me it’s no joke. I give 4 injections of radiation beneath the skin around the shaft of the penis. The penis in question usually has some lesion still in situ. And a lesion is more than a cut. It can be an open wound, green/yellow and smelling. Or sometimes the tumour is still in place.
It’s a horrific thing to go through, but oddly these men are the nicest patients I meet. So friendly and jovial. But yeah, clean yourselves and look after yourselves. Anything that looks different, GO TO A DOCTOR
Eh. Ngl, one of the most sexually liberating things I ever saw was a penile cancer survivor own his penectomy as a nullo, getting railed by a couple guys and squirting jizz all over the place.
After seeing that, it’d be like, “yeah, that sucks. But life isn’t over yet.”
Bruh, they’re lopping off two a day.
That’s when I yield and finally develop a soon-to-be-fatal heroin habit.
Also studies have shown that men who have sex with animals are twice as likely to develop penile cancer. So the moral of the story is: wash your dick and don’t fuck animals.
Thank God I live in Mexico
But I’m kinda fond my penis, thank you very much
Can get cancer in the hairy business?!
HPV also now causes more throat cancer than smoking. All men should be offered and consider the vaccine.
That doesn’t sound like a lot, but that’s nearly two per day.
This was literally the first thing I read in the news when I woke up this morning. Kinda soured my day to be honest 😬
I wish these 2 words didn’t exist together 😞
That’s 6,500 too many
Let me cut you off right there.
Ha!
This is straight off Web MD:
Penile Cancer Causes and Risk Factors
Experts don’t know exactly what causes penile cancer. Research shows that it’s more common in men who:
Have the human papillomavirus (HPV)
Are over age 60
Smoke
Have a weakened immune system because of HIV or AIDS
Aren’t circumcised. Fluids and a thick buildup called smegma can collect under your foreskin and might make cancer growth more likely.
Have a condition called phimosis, which makes your foreskin tight and tough to clean. It can also lead to fluid buildup.
Had psoriasis treatment with the drug psoralen and ultraviolet (UV) light
Confirmed: Lorena Bobbit living in Brazil
How many amputations happened in the previous decade?
Thank goodness I only use mine these days to stir my mixed drinks
That doctor’s beard is llllush [so wonderfully thick, luxurious , full of vitality]
Grandpa had it and it left him with a Nub
If I had to have my willy chopped off I would go all in and just have them install a vagina.
Precancerous spot. 1.5” incision and sutures on the shaft. Still healing. Negative margins but terrified it will come back. Circumcised. Vaccine wasn’t available when I was younger. Don’t think it helps much when you already have it but got it after diagnosis anyways.
I would rather just die of cancer.
I’m going to kiss my penis tonight to show affection that I still in-fact , have a healthy penis.
Confucius says: A cheap circumcision is nothing but a rip off.
Gotta get your HPV vaccines.
Yeah dude no thanks dawg I’m good.
I’d have to off myself after that. That’s fucking rough.
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>”It’s a type of cancer that you can’t talk about with people because it could turn into a joke.”
Not a joke. HPV can fuck up your dick… something that anti-vaxxers (or the vaccine hesitant) might want to know…
(It can also cause throat, rectal, vaginal, and cervical cancers.)
Just when I thought life couldn’t get any worse.
In this situation, the correct response is “Say Doc, how about loading me up with painkillers and amputating my head instead?” That seems like the better option.
Honestly, that’s a legit death sentence for many men. If I didn’t have kids, I’d consider offing myself at that point.
I wonder how many survivors just killed themselves shortly after.
Excuse me what now?
Well that’s horrific.
Plastics
“I love my job”, said Doctor Choppakokov while performing a penile amputation.
New fear unlocked
That’s why I make sure that my dick is properly washed everytime I shower. Like the article says, a big culprit is lack of hygiene in the uncircunscised (which I am) male population. Pull that skin back and rub it proper, people. This is no joke
That’s why I make sure that my dick is properly washed everytime I shower. Like the article says, a big culprit is lack of hygiene in the uncircunscised (which I am) male population. Pull that skin back and rub it proper, people. This is no joke
Part of my job involves imaging the groin lymph nodes of patients with penile cancer. Believe me it’s no joke. I give 4 injections of radiation beneath the skin around the shaft of the penis. The penis in question usually has some lesion still in situ. And a lesion is more than a cut. It can be an open wound, green/yellow and smelling. Or sometimes the tumour is still in place.
It’s a horrific thing to go through, but oddly these men are the nicest patients I meet. So friendly and jovial. But yeah, clean yourselves and look after yourselves. Anything that looks different, GO TO A DOCTOR
Eh. Ngl, one of the most sexually liberating things I ever saw was a penile cancer survivor own his penectomy as a nullo, getting railed by a couple guys and squirting jizz all over the place.
After seeing that, it’d be like, “yeah, that sucks. But life isn’t over yet.”
Bruh, they’re lopping off two a day.
That’s when I yield and finally develop a soon-to-be-fatal heroin habit.
Also studies have shown that men who have sex with animals are twice as likely to develop penile cancer. So the moral of the story is: wash your dick and don’t fuck animals.
Thank God I live in Mexico
But I’m kinda fond my penis, thank you very much
Can get cancer in the hairy business?!
HPV also now causes more throat cancer than smoking. All men should be offered and consider the vaccine.
That doesn’t sound like a lot, but that’s nearly two per day.
This was literally the first thing I read in the news when I woke up this morning. Kinda soured my day to be honest 😬
I wish these 2 words didn’t exist together 😞
That’s 6,500 too many
Let me cut you off right there.
Ha!
This is straight off Web MD:
Penile Cancer Causes and Risk Factors
Experts don’t know exactly what causes penile cancer. Research shows that it’s more common in men who:
Have the human papillomavirus (HPV)
Are over age 60
Smoke
Have a weakened immune system because of HIV or AIDS
Aren’t circumcised. Fluids and a thick buildup called smegma can collect under your foreskin and might make cancer growth more likely.
Have a condition called phimosis, which makes your foreskin tight and tough to clean. It can also lead to fluid buildup.
Had psoriasis treatment with the drug psoralen and ultraviolet (UV) light
Confirmed: Lorena Bobbit living in Brazil
How many amputations happened in the previous decade?
Thank goodness I only use mine these days to stir my mixed drinks
That doctor’s beard is llllush [so wonderfully thick, luxurious , full of vitality]
Grandpa had it and it left him with a Nub
If I had to have my willy chopped off I would go all in and just have them install a vagina.
Precancerous spot. 1.5” incision and sutures on the shaft. Still healing. Negative margins but terrified it will come back. Circumcised. Vaccine wasn’t available when I was younger. Don’t think it helps much when you already have it but got it after diagnosis anyways.
I would rather just die of cancer.
I’m going to kiss my penis tonight to show affection that I still in-fact , have a healthy penis.
Confucius says: A cheap circumcision is nothing but a rip off.
Gotta get your HPV vaccines.
Yeah dude no thanks dawg I’m good.
I’d have to off myself after that. That’s fucking rough.