“We need morals back”: Lauren Boebert preaches Ten Commandments on Bannon podcast

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1. That’s rich coming from the woman who gave a handjob in public and worships a man whose violated nearly every commandment

2. We do, we need to take “morals” back from people like you.

3. Like fondling a guy at a children’s play?

4. Good ol’ public handy Boebert preaching morals. Girl needs to find a mirror

5. Clearly she meant to say oral

6. And Bannon? Facing fraud charges? Isn’t fraud kind of like . . . stealing from people by lying? Isn’t that like breaking two commandments at once?

7. “We need morals back,” she said, as she gave a hand job, on camera, to the interviewer.

8. Morals for the masses, but not for the asses.

9. Most people have morals. Those morals make them socialist and anti-religious in Republican eyes.

10. Bannon and Boebert in the same room, call the CDC I think we need a lockdown protocol for infectious disease conditions.

11. Says the girl who jerked her boyfriend off at a movie theater

12. She gave Bannon a handjob throughout the segment.

13. LOL she is truly ignorant.

14. ‘Let he without sin cast the first stone.’ That’s from the book you guys claim to follow. It means don’t be a hypocrite, Lauren.

15. She’s thrown so many stones in her glass house that there’s no longer a house.

16. Sexual predator sasy what?

17. The only moral Bannon wants is more-alcohol.

18. Next thing you know she’ll be giving speeches about “some jezebel caught giving a handjob in a theater with children present, right in her very district, and how it must be stopped”

19. Most of the Ten Commandments have no moral value whatsoever. Having no other God besides the Christian one makes you a more moral person? Taking a sabbath makes you more moral? Not creating idols?

20. I just saw a video of the speech where Trump has the “10 commandments epiphany.”

    So, it seems that he finally read the 10 commandments and was totally shocked to see that it says “thou shalt not steal.” He almost seemed flabbergasted as he said it like he was suggesting “Who knew?”

21. Step right up! Here we have the woman who can speak from her buttocks.

22. Always good to hear from Bobby Handjobs.

23. If only the schools in Colorado had taught the commandments, her son wouldn’t have grown up to be a thief.

24. Thou shalt not commit adultery pretty clearly includes jerking off your date who isn’t your husband in public.

25. Though shalt do a hand jive in a crowded theater , whilst technically still married. Under influence of spirits and devils lettuce vape juice. Though shalt pack tools of homicide upon thy thigh, in case though must breaketh thou shalt not kill. Tomorrow we taleth part two of not boiling goats in breast milk as in the second set of stone tablets. In exodus 34

26. Morals for thee not for me….shut up.

27. She wouldn’t know morals if they groped her in a theater.

28. She’s one to talk. Jesus Christ.

29. In the name of the Father, the Son and Holy Handy

30. Says the woman who was doing lewd acts at a children’s play

31. Thou shall not jerk off a rando without vaping.