We committed war crimes in our colonies too. But because of the stupid br*tish (and some Austrian painter), nobody talks about that. 😤
Ouch, feels like Nazi-Hans is butt hurt from being mocked by a nation who humiliated them during WW2… I wonder how it must feel…
Can’t we just be stupid?
>They are literally proud of it
isnt that peak europeaness?
sorry but this count as Barry W
You lot only feel guilty about your own because you lost.
If Germany won the war, we’d be having debates over whether Adolf’s statues should be taken down, or whether he was just a flawed general, who did a lot for Germany and shouldn’t be judged too harshly on his previous behaviour.
And here’s me thinking I was providing a hypothetical, alternate reality.
It is only a crime when you lose, nobody gives a fuck about how they genocided the native American population and invented concentration camps. Hitler was a hardcore anglophile, but for whatever reason their movies never mention how manifest destiny was his inspiration
lissin mait, the bengol famine was propa justified yeah?
That’s how the world is
What are you yapping about Hans?
Lets be honest, we get away with it because we exported our culture to the world and now we’re more famous for Harry Potter & Man Utd than concentration camps or Irish diet plans.
If Germans had any culture outside of terrible Europop & sausages people might forget about your indiscretions as well.
Actually Barries are to blame for some of our top fascist assholes getting away with all their war crimes after ww2.
They wanted to prosecute all of them especially for what they did in Ethiopia. America, Australia, France, were all adamant they should pay because the crimes against humanity were so bad not even they could ignore them.
But Barry wouldn’t budge. Nobody was going to get punished for colonial war crimes under their watch. Imagine a world where you are accountable for all the non-European people you killed.
So thanks barry for not allowing my great grandfather to be prosecuted for the war crimes he committed in Africa, you’re a real one.
Got to have a little fun though, ask the Canadians or maybe the Russians & Americans.
It’s all about Gain/Loss Hans. We (Barry, Pierre, Wim, Pedro, João *et al)* comitted crimes all over the world for sure, but out of it we have a Eurocentric world, with a European single language, and a global, cultural fascination with Europe, no matter how backwards and terrible we all seem to be getting.
Meanwhile you comittted unfathomable amounts of crimes in a tiny short period, and achieved nothing more than expediating the decline of Europe as the focus of the world’s economic and military powers.
You literally fucked it up for all of us because you peaked too fucking late, and all the good shit was done.
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> It’s only based when we do it
British foreign policy for the last 200 years.
We committed war crimes in our colonies too. But because of the stupid br*tish (and some Austrian painter), nobody talks about that. 😤
Ouch, feels like Nazi-Hans is butt hurt from being mocked by a nation who humiliated them during WW2… I wonder how it must feel…
Can’t we just be stupid?
>They are literally proud of it
isnt that peak europeaness?
sorry but this count as Barry W
You lot only feel guilty about your own because you lost.
If Germany won the war, we’d be having debates over whether Adolf’s statues should be taken down, or whether he was just a flawed general, who did a lot for Germany and shouldn’t be judged too harshly on his previous behaviour.
And here’s me thinking I was providing a hypothetical, alternate reality.
It is only a crime when you lose, nobody gives a fuck about how they genocided the native American population and invented concentration camps. Hitler was a hardcore anglophile, but for whatever reason their movies never mention how manifest destiny was his inspiration
https://preview.redd.it/ohknddtl1c8d1.jpeg?width=1499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23625733026d750cd83507a8336728d641cd51ee
It’s not the doing it which is wrong.
It’s doing it badly, Hans.
We simply did it the best.
someone is REALLY mad 🤣
Only the losers commit war crimes
Yet Barry will still tell you they hate Blair.
*Checks OP’s flair* yeah makes sense
lissin mait, the bengol famine was propa justified yeah?
That’s how the world is
What are you yapping about Hans?
Lets be honest, we get away with it because we exported our culture to the world and now we’re more famous for Harry Potter & Man Utd than concentration camps or Irish diet plans.
If Germans had any culture outside of terrible Europop & sausages people might forget about your indiscretions as well.
Actually Barries are to blame for some of our top fascist assholes getting away with all their war crimes after ww2.
They wanted to prosecute all of them especially for what they did in Ethiopia. America, Australia, France, were all adamant they should pay because the crimes against humanity were so bad not even they could ignore them.
But Barry wouldn’t budge. Nobody was going to get punished for colonial war crimes under their watch. Imagine a world where you are accountable for all the non-European people you killed.
So thanks barry for not allowing my great grandfather to be prosecuted for the war crimes he committed in Africa, you’re a real one.
Got to have a little fun though, ask the Canadians or maybe the Russians & Americans.
It’s all about Gain/Loss Hans. We (Barry, Pierre, Wim, Pedro, João *et al)* comitted crimes all over the world for sure, but out of it we have a Eurocentric world, with a European single language, and a global, cultural fascination with Europe, no matter how backwards and terrible we all seem to be getting.
Meanwhile you comittted unfathomable amounts of crimes in a tiny short period, and achieved nothing more than expediating the decline of Europe as the focus of the world’s economic and military powers.
You literally fucked it up for all of us because you peaked too fucking late, and all the good shit was done.
Now sit the fuck down.