Well that is actually a well constructed and reasoned arguement.
Though I disagree with him, since I am a dirty Penne enjoyer
Spaghetti hoops and it’s not even close.
Obviously Fusilli. Come one, we all knew the answer in our hearts
Fusilli is just as bad as farfalle, you can’t get an even cook with that big centre section.
Paccheri is the best
I can confirm the existence of casual Italians, it’s basically everyone in the middle of the country
I was expecting him to shout freeeedooom and go liberate Scotland at the end ov the video.
I’m disappointed.
Speaking about the pasta shape I would recommend him to try the cannelloni.
I think that is the perfect shape for him.
And that is because all he has to do is to grab the biggest and longest cannellone and he needs to gently squeeze it until he hears little cracks, that because they must be uncooked, then he needs to turn the cannellone sideways and stick it straight up his candy ass.
Rare gnocchi enjoyers, whare are you?
Hard to argue with the science on this one, 1/16 Italian… always knew there was something off about him! No body is perfect I guess
Radiatori supremacy.
Spaghetti, Penne, Rigatoni, Fusilli. I prolly ate too much Fusilli when I was young because my dad freaking love them so I got bored after like twenty years of Fusilli every single day so I went with Spaghetti more. Penne, well, I like them, I alternate with Spaghetti a bit. Rigatoni is the best for Amatriciana so I use them all weekends.
oh, i’m dumb, i love ditalini /s
Farfalle worst pasta? Argument rejected.
He’s absolutely right about farfalle.
Also fusilli and penne are easily the most popular types of pasta in Italy, by far, along with spaghetti.
Fusilli and penne are also different in the sense they go well with different kinds of sauces: penne all’arrabbiata, fusilli al pesto, and so on.
He’s really using 100% of that 1/16th yank nonsense.
Everyone in the know knows Penne and Rigatoni are the superior forms of pasta.
This is the revenge for betraying us, Italy
FÜSLI
À potatofile giving advice on pasta… What a time to be alive!
Be dinosaur shaped or fuck off.
I cannot believe he has the balls to out himself as such a BASIC BITCH.
The only reaosn people wouldn’t pick rigatoni is if they haven’t tried rigatoni
He is 100% right about fusilli but wrong about farfalle, the actual worst pasta is ruote (wheels), they are an abomitation in the eyes of the Lord and an affront to God and Man and all things Holy.
There is also a third cathegory however, seldom talked about and that’s the most infamous pasta shape, whitch is without the shadow of a doubt penne lisce (smooth penne). If someone offers you a plate of penne lisce, watch your back because there’s probably already a knife in there. These treacherous carb tubes make you THINK they’ll hang on the sauce and lull you into a false sense of security only to let it fall back in the plate or on your clothes as you are about to eat it, so you end up eating unseasoned pasta and are left with a plate of plain sauce and a dirty shirt
I am a mere Barry and not even 1/16 Italian, but Patrizio here seems to actually have a cogent argument that makes sense. Luigi?
I am quarter Italian (thanks, grandma, for cheating on that cruise) and I‘ll agree, with penne at a close second, and then Bucatini with spaghetti put inside them
Snape was Italian all along
I don’t care about pasta, normal potatoes #1
Misguided Irish man mistakes rigatone for fusilli
Orecchiette is my favourite
He Is right: farfalle are shit and the middle never cooks uniformly, and fusilli are God Tier Pasta.
Ramen
There’s no “best shape”, since every shape has its use depending on the sauce.
It’s pronounced foose hilly though. Top tier paddy’s shape, but I guess vermicelli (thicker spaghetti) is the actual best shape
Now, when do we get the response video from an Italian man and his GF while he is vigorously shaking his almost clutched hand at the screen?
Can’t wait.
Conchiglie and Tagliatelle enjoyers? Anyone? (Possible typo, don’t kill me)
The spring shape of fusilli is great for pasta. It kind of remembers me of springs.
Just imagine an italian William Afton being stabbed by multiple fussili
Linguine is better than spaghetti in every single instance and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t.
Trick question: it depends on the dish, the condiment and so on 😤
Counter argument :every pasta shape serves a purpose and deserves respect and love for its service 🫡
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Well that is actually a well constructed and reasoned arguement.
Though I disagree with him, since I am a dirty Penne enjoyer
Spaghetti hoops and it’s not even close.
Obviously Fusilli. Come one, we all knew the answer in our hearts
Fusilli is just as bad as farfalle, you can’t get an even cook with that big centre section.
Paccheri is the best
I can confirm the existence of casual Italians, it’s basically everyone in the middle of the country
I was expecting him to shout freeeedooom and go liberate Scotland at the end ov the video.
I’m disappointed.
Speaking about the pasta shape I would recommend him to try the cannelloni.
I think that is the perfect shape for him.
And that is because all he has to do is to grab the biggest and longest cannellone and he needs to gently squeeze it until he hears little cracks, that because they must be uncooked, then he needs to turn the cannellone sideways and stick it straight up his candy ass.
Rare gnocchi enjoyers, whare are you?
Hard to argue with the science on this one, 1/16 Italian… always knew there was something off about him! No body is perfect I guess
Radiatori supremacy.
Spaghetti, Penne, Rigatoni, Fusilli. I prolly ate too much Fusilli when I was young because my dad freaking love them so I got bored after like twenty years of Fusilli every single day so I went with Spaghetti more. Penne, well, I like them, I alternate with Spaghetti a bit. Rigatoni is the best for Amatriciana so I use them all weekends.
oh, i’m dumb, i love ditalini /s
Farfalle worst pasta? Argument rejected.
He’s absolutely right about farfalle.
Also fusilli and penne are easily the most popular types of pasta in Italy, by far, along with spaghetti.
Fusilli and penne are also different in the sense they go well with different kinds of sauces: penne all’arrabbiata, fusilli al pesto, and so on.
He’s really using 100% of that 1/16th yank nonsense.
Everyone in the know knows Penne and Rigatoni are the superior forms of pasta.
This is the revenge for betraying us, Italy
FÜSLI
À potatofile giving advice on pasta… What a time to be alive!
Be dinosaur shaped or fuck off.
I cannot believe he has the balls to out himself as such a BASIC BITCH.
The only reaosn people wouldn’t pick rigatoni is if they haven’t tried rigatoni
He is 100% right about fusilli but wrong about farfalle, the actual worst pasta is ruote (wheels), they are an abomitation in the eyes of the Lord and an affront to God and Man and all things Holy.
There is also a third cathegory however, seldom talked about and that’s the most infamous pasta shape, whitch is without the shadow of a doubt penne lisce (smooth penne). If someone offers you a plate of penne lisce, watch your back because there’s probably already a knife in there. These treacherous carb tubes make you THINK they’ll hang on the sauce and lull you into a false sense of security only to let it fall back in the plate or on your clothes as you are about to eat it, so you end up eating unseasoned pasta and are left with a plate of plain sauce and a dirty shirt
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Wrong this is the most superior pasta shape
Where’s my paccheri gang at
Luv me some Penne. Simple as.
My personal ranking:
1. Tortellini
2. Farfalle
3. Fusilli/Spirelli
4. Gnocchi
5. Penne Rigate
These ones are the absolutely best
https://bluebuddies.com/Smurfs_Smurf_Pasta-7.htm
I hate fusilli… They are always slimy
For me its either penne or a meat tortellini. Penne just holds a thicc sauce incredibly welp
Fus-ì-lli, not Fù-silli.
Other than that no notes, consider yourself fully Italian.
Penne!
It’s Tortellini and it’s not even close.
Only good thing to come out of the city of Bologna
If you play this at 3x speed it looks like one of those whiny ranting memes
https://preview.redd.it/bmmf6xqluc8d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3c2cd6425c9b8c2e1042879083967dc42634cd0
For me the best pasta shape is mafaldine
I am a mere Barry and not even 1/16 Italian, but Patrizio here seems to actually have a cogent argument that makes sense. Luigi?
I am quarter Italian (thanks, grandma, for cheating on that cruise) and I‘ll agree, with penne at a close second, and then Bucatini with spaghetti put inside them
Snape was Italian all along
I don’t care about pasta, normal potatoes #1
Misguided Irish man mistakes rigatone for fusilli
Orecchiette is my favourite
He Is right: farfalle are shit and the middle never cooks uniformly, and fusilli are God Tier Pasta.
Ramen
There’s no “best shape”, since every shape has its use depending on the sauce.
It’s pronounced foose hilly though. Top tier paddy’s shape, but I guess vermicelli (thicker spaghetti) is the actual best shape
Now, when do we get the response video from an Italian man and his GF while he is vigorously shaking his almost clutched hand at the screen?
Can’t wait.
Conchiglie and Tagliatelle enjoyers? Anyone? (Possible typo, don’t kill me)
The spring shape of fusilli is great for pasta. It kind of remembers me of springs.
Just imagine an italian William Afton being stabbed by multiple fussili
Linguine is better than spaghetti in every single instance and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t.
Trick question: it depends on the dish, the condiment and so on 😤
Counter argument :every pasta shape serves a purpose and deserves respect and love for its service 🫡
No bucatini love here?