
Libanon führt Flughafenrundgang durch, um zu beweisen, dass die Hisbollah keine Waffenvorräte hat, verweigert aber den Zutritt zum Luftfrachtzentrum
https://www.ynetnews.com/article/h1j400yplr

Libanon führt Flughafenrundgang durch, um zu beweisen, dass die Hisbollah keine Waffenvorräte hat, verweigert aber den Zutritt zum Luftfrachtzentrum
https://www.ynetnews.com/article/h1j400yplr
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>however, they were denied access to the air cargo center and the tour was abruptly halted
Here look at the airport and see no weapons stored here, but you aren’t allowed in that room that is *specifically for storing stuff.* Questions? Okay go home.
Well, now everyone knows where the weapons stockpile is.
Cops: “Were gonna search your vehicle for anything illegal.”
Me: “Ok, everywhere but the glove compartment.”
This shit is a skit straight from South Park.
Look here! Don’t look there!
“See, like I told you. Absolutely nothing.”
“What’s under that tarp?”
“I said there’s nothing, alright?”
It’s like hiding things from Superman in a lead building. Gee, I wonder which building has the hidden stuff in it?
It could be a fertilizer stockpile inside.
Actually better. IDF knows where it’s at. If they move it the IDF will see where it goes and target that.
* please ignore this area with the ‘Weapon Stockpile’ signs. That’s off limit.
I have a friend who married into a Lebanese family, they saved and went to Lebanon for a family vacation as all the issues re surfaced. No way I would be there, I asked why?,They figured they were in a UN hotel and are safe…. While filming air strikes from the pool… also maybe the last time to go visit. Man the world is wild, I would cancel the vacation and give my family all the monies to move.
A little Douglas Adams is appropriate here…
“But the plans were on display…”
“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
“That’s the display department.”
“With a flashlight.”
“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
“So had the stairs.”
“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”
“Mea” is Pissing in spanish
Man holds home tour for DEA to prove he’s not growing illegal drugs but denies entry to garden.
“Understandable, have a good day” – Weapon’s inspectors
So they moved the stockpile or else it’s where they wouldn’t let anyone else go.
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your air cargo center? May I see it?
Hezbollah: nothing to see here! Go ahead and check!
Everyone else: what about there?
Hezbollah: NOT THERE!!! DON’T CHECK THERE!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That doesn’t look suspicious at all
Thanks for telling everyone where to find the weapons stockpile, I guess?
So they definitely are storing them
Lmao some god tier internal miscommunication there, Hezbollah. Although this isn’t the first time storing a bunch of shit [*blew up*](https://youtu.be/LNDhIGR-83w?si=3JFIF8TQmwSLcLD-) in Lebanons face
This is like parenting a 4 year old who swears they didn’t take _____ and hold out one empty hand with the other closed behind their back.
Weapon? Weapon in Beirut Airport? No no, no weapons there, come and see for yourself.
Where? where do you see weapon? The only weapon you are seeing is of those guards over there guarding storage that you are not allowed to enter.
The source stated that journalists where denied bur diplomats where still allowed to enter misleading title
This is not the droid(weapons building) you are looking for…….
Seriously?
I guess they couldn’t get David Copperfield to host the tour…
Congrats, you just played yourself.
r/notheonion
Come in, make yourself at hom-NO NOT THERE.
“Don’t look in the closet labeled ‘WEAPONS’ ok?”
Not surprising, They’ve seen how far trolls online can get with. Someone will share and believe it