Why people are threatening to poo in Paris’ River Seine

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1. Parisians always have been kind of dumb, they can’t see that a clean seine is an advantage for them.

2. Why is the Seine so polluted anyhow?

3. We’re not going to “poo” in the seine, we are going to SHIT in th seine

4. Why are people like this?

5. So she has the balls to accept a challenge this big (considering the challenges of the old sewage system in Paris), deliver swimmable river water for residents after decades or centuries, and she is the bad guy??

   Somebody please explain, or its the usual “it could go to education and healthcare” low IQ argument?

6. I am going to take a flight and piss, shit and cum in the river

7. If anyone did this it would be inseine

8. Like they say “When in France shit in Seine”

9. I wish us Germans were half as creative when it comes to protesting.

   >”They have plunged us into shit, it’s their turn to plunge into our shit.”

   EPIC.

10. So 1 person set up a website as a joke and sky think it’s newsworthy?

11. the french?

12. Nobody will … It’s a joke

13. Let me save you a click: Parisians are rightfully angry about the Olympics being a massive pain in the ass in their daily lives for the benefits of no one but politicians’ ego and contractors’ bank account, so when the mayor of Paris announced she would go swimming in the Seine they joked about shitting in it beforehand. No one’s gonna be doing it for real, but it’s a way to make their dislike of her known.

14. Ah yes, “threatening”. There are thousands of Parisian households whose sewage system ends directly in the Seine with nothing of note inbetween.

15. Because shitting in the middle of your own city is the way to “stick it to the governmint”

16. these are idiots…. a dirty river IS a social problem and shameful

17. People are upset that they spent money making the river cleaner?  I’m honestly confused what people want sometimes.  I would think that preventing one of the country’s main rivers from being an open sewer is worth the investment.

18. TBH even if it’s mainly for Olimpics it’s still a nice way to get some ecological improvements done. Not the worst way to spend money TBH.

19. Wait is this the sequel to that Under Paris movie? But instead of the Seine being full of hungry sharks it’s full of angry turds?

20. So they’re inseineuating to perform a nauseineating act of defianseine?

21. They should do like in movie “under Paris”

22. here in britain, it wouldn’t make a difference because our rivers are literally full of shit already

23. To kill the sharks right?

24. Something about a french politician wanting the Seine to be used for swimming competitions in the upcoming Olympics. French people are annoying like that. lol

25. Why did anybody think it would be a good idea to have people swim in the Seine anyway?
    There must be a decent sized lake somewhere in Paris.

26. French people are truly truly disgusting

27. They called the shit poop

28. Because how better to protest fecal coliform in a public waterway than by shitting in it.

    Makes perfect sense.

    :/

29. We have the same problem with our Tory government over here.