France also says that she doesn't want to quit smoking and drinking, I'm afraid this will affect the baby. Also I don't want to spend too much money taking care of this "thing".

by ToTiHe

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  2. Still waiting for that child support, it’s been almost 200 years…

  3. I guess the child can still have a long~~, fulfilling and happy~~ life.

  9. Just don’t raise the child bilingual, that would be cruel.

  13. Get a paternity test done in belgium becaus they are only possible with a judge order in france

  14. Just give the kid some comic artists and some sort of european parliament and it will be happy.

  15. The child will end up resenting both of you. You’ve been warned, Kees and Françoise

  17. Yeah I had a gangbang with Denmark, France and Germany, I think I’ll name it Barry

  18. what makes you think France is the mother ? Belgium came straight out of you.

  19. Kees 🇳🇱, One day you’ll look back deep into your history and you’ll know the truth. 🇧🇪

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  22. KILL THIS UNHOLY ABOMINATION BEFORE IT COMES TO THE WORLD AND PLUNGES US IN CENTURIES OF DESPAIR!

  24. You were so brave and fought against us for your independence. Just be brave again and assume the *child*.

    PS: Don’t give it us.

  25. Nice couple from across the Maas is looking at you like they want to take this burden away from you

  26. I know your country is flat but have you heard of stairs?

  27. They are actually conjoined twins called Flanders and Wallonia.

  31. Don’t worry, when you mix 50% Dutch and 50% French you’ll get something that doesn’t exist.

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