Cheap wine is usually enough for use as an ingredient, serve better stuff to drink with the resulting dish.
Recipe: pour a little wine for some flavour
Pierre dumps the whole bottle
The best use of Spanish wine is to turn it into BUCKFAST!
Huh, interesting. I was not aware that Kühne is selling their products in France
That’s one use more than French wine!
Drain cleaner?
A lot of Spanish (I bet it’s the same in Italy, Portugal and Greece) recipes include the wine as an ingredient. I don’t see any noticeable on this ¿joke?
It’s also great to mix it 50/50 with Cola.
French food isn’t very good.
Our recipes are for families and friends to enjoy, for people to have fun eating and drinking together, while yours are just there for you to look pretentious in an American or English restaurant (the only countries with bad enough food to not realize how underwhelming yours truly is).
You didn’t even invent baguettes, the Austrians did. Your overrated garbage falls flat on its stupid face when compared to any PIGS cuisine.
Your main contribution to cooking is snobbery and taking forever to make a dish that simply isn’t worth the effort. Fuck you and fuck your overpriced wine.
La nourriture française n’est pas très bonne.
Nos recettes sont destinées aux familles et aux amis, pour que les gens s’amusent à manger et à boire ensemble, alors que les vôtres ne sont là que pour que vous ayez l’air prétentieux dans un restaurant américain ou anglais (les seuls pays où la nourriture est suffisamment mauvaise pour ne pas se rendre compte à quel point la vôtre est décevante).
Vous n’avez même pas inventé la baguette, ce sont les Autrichiens qui l’ont fait. Vos déchets surfaits tombent à plat sur leur visage stupide lorsqu’ils sont comparés à n’importe quelle cuisine des PIGS.
Votre principale contribution à la cuisine est le snobisme et le fait de prendre une éternité pour préparer un plat qui n’en vaut tout simplement pas la peine. Allez vous faire foutre et allez vous faire foutre avec votre vin hors de prix.
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Have fun losing to Poland tomorrow 😝
> Reduce the wine
I like reducing the wine via pouring it into the cook’s stomach.
Is that a plastic bottle 😂
Never cook with a wine you wouldn’t drink.
That shit has a plastic twist cap, even our cheap 2€ wine comes in glass… wtf is that
Screw top wine!? ffs man, you seem to be having troubles with your lifestyle.
Yet, for cooking might be acceptable.
A woman on an airplane once told me “don’t cook with any wine you wouldn’t drink”.
You mean you can use it for things other than washing the toilet?
that poor onions though. Just put them on a good Fischbrötchen and they would have been fine.
Boeuf Bourguignon has left la cuisine.
Omg I read Spanish wife.
Their wine is that disgusting that they are the only PIGS to drink more beer than wine… or like in Andalusia they mix it with orange juice… Santa Maria.
Thanks for giving us money and getting shitty wine, Pierre! Just like in Benidorm
I didn’t even had to open the post to guess op nationality
Why would you even buy spanish wine?
The french wine recipe consists in pouring it straight into the trash without having to consume it
You did something correct gabatxo. You normally should cook with wine that you’d like to drink, lest you give a bad taste to your fish. But then again your country thinks good food is drowning it in cream and butter.
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I know another use for it…
https://preview.redd.it/gor4ogewzj8d1.jpeg?width=548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05d11782c53bcd9ad63e2922a02192db3d8931e9
Cheap wine is usually enough for use as an ingredient, serve better stuff to drink with the resulting dish.
Recipe: pour a little wine for some flavour
Pierre dumps the whole bottle
The best use of Spanish wine is to turn it into BUCKFAST!
Huh, interesting. I was not aware that Kühne is selling their products in France
That’s one use more than French wine!
Drain cleaner?
A lot of Spanish (I bet it’s the same in Italy, Portugal and Greece) recipes include the wine as an ingredient. I don’t see any noticeable on this ¿joke?
It’s also great to mix it 50/50 with Cola.
French food isn’t very good.
Our recipes are for families and friends to enjoy, for people to have fun eating and drinking together, while yours are just there for you to look pretentious in an American or English restaurant (the only countries with bad enough food to not realize how underwhelming yours truly is).
You didn’t even invent baguettes, the Austrians did. Your overrated garbage falls flat on its stupid face when compared to any PIGS cuisine.
Your main contribution to cooking is snobbery and taking forever to make a dish that simply isn’t worth the effort. Fuck you and fuck your overpriced wine.
La nourriture française n’est pas très bonne.
Nos recettes sont destinées aux familles et aux amis, pour que les gens s’amusent à manger et à boire ensemble, alors que les vôtres ne sont là que pour que vous ayez l’air prétentieux dans un restaurant américain ou anglais (les seuls pays où la nourriture est suffisamment mauvaise pour ne pas se rendre compte à quel point la vôtre est décevante).
Vous n’avez même pas inventé la baguette, ce sont les Autrichiens qui l’ont fait. Vos déchets surfaits tombent à plat sur leur visage stupide lorsqu’ils sont comparés à n’importe quelle cuisine des PIGS.
Votre principale contribution à la cuisine est le snobisme et le fait de prendre une éternité pour préparer un plat qui n’en vaut tout simplement pas la peine. Allez vous faire foutre et allez vous faire foutre avec votre vin hors de prix.
🇪🇸 🇪🇸 🇪🇸 🇪🇸 🇪🇸 🇪🇸 🇪🇸 🇪🇸
Have fun losing to Poland tomorrow 😝
> Reduce the wine
I like reducing the wine via pouring it into the cook’s stomach.
Is that a plastic bottle 😂
Never cook with a wine you wouldn’t drink.
That shit has a plastic twist cap, even our cheap 2€ wine comes in glass… wtf is that
Screw top wine!? ffs man, you seem to be having troubles with your lifestyle.
Yet, for cooking might be acceptable.
A woman on an airplane once told me “don’t cook with any wine you wouldn’t drink”.
You mean you can use it for things other than washing the toilet?
that poor onions though. Just put them on a good Fischbrötchen and they would have been fine.
Boeuf Bourguignon has left la cuisine.
Omg I read Spanish wife.
Their wine is that disgusting that they are the only PIGS to drink more beer than wine… or like in Andalusia they mix it with orange juice… Santa Maria.
Thanks for giving us money and getting shitty wine, Pierre! Just like in Benidorm
I didn’t even had to open the post to guess op nationality
Why would you even buy spanish wine?
The french wine recipe consists in pouring it straight into the trash without having to consume it
You did something correct gabatxo. You normally should cook with wine that you’d like to drink, lest you give a bad taste to your fish. But then again your country thinks good food is drowning it in cream and butter.
What the fuck is going on in this thread