Our bureaucracy is very efficient at breaking the human spirit
Your burocracy can’t be inefficient if you have no burocracy at all 🤔🤔 PIGS moment
Italy is literally hell level 9, ours is just the purgatory.
Going from Madrid to Brussels to Berlin was as if I was regressing in time into the Postwar era. At least when it comes to public transport (and the airport, my God that fucking airport).
No german thinks germans are efficient.
Laughs in Deutsche Bahn, the BER airport, the shitty rail infrastructure despite its density, and so on.
I’m an attorney and deal with German bureaucracy on a regular basis. Like the Germans in here say – they’re quite efficient. It’s the amount of red tape that drives everyone crazy.
The most soul-destroying, gut-wrenching, mind-boggling bureaucracy I’ve ever experienced was the French one. The amount of red tape is absolutely horrendous. And unlike their German counterparts, they’re neither efficient nor competent. The horror! Many Swiss companies close their French subsidiaries because of it. And many French companies relocate to Switzerland as it’s cheaper for them to pay the much higher salaries than to put up with the French administrative hurdles. It really is Dante’s inferno.
I’m not familiar with the German bureaucracy but it can’t be worse than ours with three thousands apps to do anything online
German bureaucracy works like this:
You cannot be 100% in line with regulations. By default anything will be rejected or denied. But the crafty German rats will purposely ignore one or two inconsistencies.
Why? Because then they get to tell you that you weren’t even regularised properly when you mess up, or they can wash their hands of any complaint you have or they can dig up dirt on you later on.
Also everything needs to be done with physical papers to inflict maximum damage possible to the human spirit and the planet.
Only when you are a compliant, depressed, submissive little dog will the Germans achieve a proper erection to edge to your -and their own-misery.
Their only dream is a world bereft of joy when the only activities are ignoring swimming bans in lakes, gooning in a polish dominatrix’s dungeon, killing yourself, staring at the grey sky, shitting in the black forest and doing autistic number crunching for the sake of it.
All good things you have heard about Germany are actually relevant to us not them.
Man i am so sleep deprived I thought the people in this picture were moving and having a conversation
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Our bureaucracy is very efficient at breaking the human spirit
Your burocracy can’t be inefficient if you have no burocracy at all 🤔🤔 PIGS moment
Italy is literally hell level 9, ours is just the purgatory.
Going from Madrid to Brussels to Berlin was as if I was regressing in time into the Postwar era. At least when it comes to public transport (and the airport, my God that fucking airport).
No german thinks germans are efficient.
Laughs in Deutsche Bahn, the BER airport, the shitty rail infrastructure despite its density, and so on.
I’m an attorney and deal with German bureaucracy on a regular basis. Like the Germans in here say – they’re quite efficient. It’s the amount of red tape that drives everyone crazy.
The most soul-destroying, gut-wrenching, mind-boggling bureaucracy I’ve ever experienced was the French one. The amount of red tape is absolutely horrendous. And unlike their German counterparts, they’re neither efficient nor competent. The horror! Many Swiss companies close their French subsidiaries because of it. And many French companies relocate to Switzerland as it’s cheaper for them to pay the much higher salaries than to put up with the French administrative hurdles. It really is Dante’s inferno.
I’m not familiar with the German bureaucracy but it can’t be worse than ours with three thousands apps to do anything online
German bureaucracy works like this:
You cannot be 100% in line with regulations. By default anything will be rejected or denied. But the crafty German rats will purposely ignore one or two inconsistencies.
Why? Because then they get to tell you that you weren’t even regularised properly when you mess up, or they can wash their hands of any complaint you have or they can dig up dirt on you later on.
Also everything needs to be done with physical papers to inflict maximum damage possible to the human spirit and the planet.
Only when you are a compliant, depressed, submissive little dog will the Germans achieve a proper erection to edge to your -and their own-misery.
Their only dream is a world bereft of joy when the only activities are ignoring swimming bans in lakes, gooning in a polish dominatrix’s dungeon, killing yourself, staring at the grey sky, shitting in the black forest and doing autistic number crunching for the sake of it.
All good things you have heard about Germany are actually relevant to us not them.
Man i am so sleep deprived I thought the people in this picture were moving and having a conversation