now that the Barvarian flair has been amended to “south Prussian”, shall we rename Netherlands as swamp Germans?

38 comments

1. what do you all think? i think it should happen, but I’ll let you crumpets debate.

2. Eh? Flairs should be offensive

3. 

   NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

4. Hell yeah

5. Northern Belgian.

6. Shrek Germans

7. Toll germans?

8. You should give each nation a list. Whatever triggers the strongest negative reaction should be the flair.

9. You guys don’t have offensive flairs?

10. Fine by me!

11. 

12. I approve, for I actually am a Hollander, so I don’t feel insulted by my flair

13. caravan hibernation sanctuary ?

14. Nooooo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    

15. “Northernmost part of Morocco”

    “Europe drugs hub”

    “Neanderthals”

    “Flat Swiss”

    here some ideas

16. Beastern Belgians or some 🤷‍♂️

17. I would say Holland is the worst country in Europe, but it would be unfair to all the people forced to live in Sweden.

18. 3 times wc finalist

19. No, I feel way more offended by Hollander than Swamp-German

20. Why would you want to compliment the Germans by associating them with us?

21. Not offensive enough

    “Lower Caliphate” ~~(Klein Kanker Kalifaat)~~

    “Erdogan’s fascist boy toy”

    “Northern Marrakesh”

    “Least obtrusive 1940s speed bump”

22. I’m conflicted between Northern Belgian, as another fellow Luigi already said, or Northernmost France.
    Maybe German-speaking Belgian? I don’t know, there are a lot of possibilities

23. Kanker Germans ™

24. We are going to do a J.P. Coen on the guy that changes it. And no that is not a threat, it’s a promise.

25. It is ‘Hollander’ because they often get confused for Hollanders, but they’re not

    Holland is (one of) the swampy part of the Netherlands

26. That’s just boring.

    Hollanders don’t like being called Hollanders, and that’s why it’s a good flair.

27. „Polder Germans“

    Admiring Banter

28. Why “swamp German” and not “swamp Kraut”?

29. Why is there still no flair for Lower Saxony?

30. I would rather see the rest of our provinces get tags. Of the top of my head:

    Groningen – gassy farmers or nearly frisian

    Drenthe – pseudo english retirees (google hunebed)

    Zeeland – dyke lovers or somethin. We already have so many drug flairs

    Overijssel – fuck if i know

    Braband should be shrodingers belgians or europes drugsshed

    Gelderland – future randstedelingen

    This is harder as i thought

31. UK countries have a shit amount of flairs also. I’m not a balcony jumper nor am I 63. I’ll settle for almost anything else.

32. Limburger as the Dutch flair.

33. Given that we are already talking about flairs, can you Mods add a flair for the Latium region of Italy, I’m so tired of using the ultra lame “side-switcher”?

    It could be something along the lines of:

    “Peaked 19 centuries ago”

    or

    “Stealing from the industrious North”

    Or something else.

34. We need more offensive things for everyone (well or most flairs, because some like the ukranian are perfect).

    For example im not offended, just identified probably the same with Holland guys.

35. WC Finalist < factual and just mean enough I like it

    Gypsies with a country < probable the worst one

    North Belgium < Extremely insulting but kinda boring

    Moroccan Exclave < Hate it

36. As someone who lives outside of the provinces of north and south holland, “hollander” angers me more than swamp german. So its good to stay for me

37. Hollander is worse than swamp german. Swamp German is an old joke we can laugh about, Hollander riles up anyone not from Holland itself

38. Sea Jew.