Sean Penn Is ‘Thrilled Every Day’ to Be Single, Will Never ‘Have My Heart Broken by Romance Again

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1. This is going to affect baseball bat sales.

2. I’m sure no one is more thrilled than Madonna

3. Every female thanks him.

4. Poor thing, I hope he can fix his broken heart the same way the women this piece of shit beat could fix their broken bones.

5. Sounds like a reasonable mature adult /s

6. This guy acts like some humanitarian. Then video emerges of his teenage son calling a black guy the “n” word and it just kinda makes you wonder where his son gets it from.

7. Dude looks 83. Romance doesn’t want him.

8. Women everywhere are cheering.

9. Thats a sunscreen ad right there.

10. I feel this but also maybe he just shouldn’t date because he’s a fucking monster

11. No shirt, no shoes, no dice by dude.

12. Meanwhile, I’ve been on a work trip for the last 10 days. Can’t wait to get back and see my family.

    Sean Penn, you do you. Me, I like not being lonely.

13. Looks like he was ridden hard and put away wet!

14. Aww, he looks like Hoggle from Labyrinth!

15. Spicoli is happy with Mr. Hand.

16. …*until the next time*.

17. The way he used and dumped Kate del Castillo to get to El Chapo, dude is nothing but a scumbag.