I’m on a diet, so I’m only allowed half a pint with the football.

by Diseased-Jackass

11 comments
  1. If you turn it round a bit maybe you can fool your brain into thinking you’ve drank a pint.

  2. Reminds me of the Two Ronnies sketch. “My wife has banned me from drinking pints. I’ll have two halves please”.

  3. Or you hitting it hard and your round is a pint and a half.

  4. I like it, but I’ve knocked enough pints over to have no faith in my ability to keep that upright.

  5. And because it’s only half a pint, you can drink twice as much!

  6. I personally never understood having a half and nothing else. Either have 4 or 5 for a buzz, or have nothing.

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