I’m on a diet, so I’m only allowed half a pint with the football. by Diseased-Jackass Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 11 comments Make the glass taller. Nice, where did you get that glass? This feels illegal. If you turn it round a bit maybe you can fool your brain into thinking you’ve drank a pint. This is confusing me way more than it should Reminds me of the Two Ronnies sketch. “My wife has banned me from drinking pints. I’ll have two halves please”. As an absolute piss head, I fucking hate this Or you hitting it hard and your round is a pint and a half. I like it, but I’ve knocked enough pints over to have no faith in my ability to keep that upright. And because it’s only half a pint, you can drink twice as much! I personally never understood having a half and nothing else. Either have 4 or 5 for a buzz, or have nothing. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Reminds me of the Two Ronnies sketch. “My wife has banned me from drinking pints. I’ll have two halves please”.
I personally never understood having a half and nothing else. Either have 4 or 5 for a buzz, or have nothing.
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Make the glass taller.
Nice, where did you get that glass?
This feels illegal.
If you turn it round a bit maybe you can fool your brain into thinking you’ve drank a pint.
This is confusing me way more than it should
Reminds me of the Two Ronnies sketch. “My wife has banned me from drinking pints. I’ll have two halves please”.
As an absolute piss head, I fucking hate this
Or you hitting it hard and your round is a pint and a half.
I like it, but I’ve knocked enough pints over to have no faith in my ability to keep that upright.
And because it’s only half a pint, you can drink twice as much!
I personally never understood having a half and nothing else. Either have 4 or 5 for a buzz, or have nothing.