Hey Barry, if you give us Northern Ireland back we’ll let you keep Bangor as a memento. What do you say? (Barry’s reaction: Uh… Fuck off you’re taking every last square millimeter of Bangor with you.)
Everything south of Rome.
And I’ve not said south of the po river just because I would be outside by just 50km.
France has the [Clipperton atoll](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clipperton_Island) in the Pacific ocean. No real use except some nice EEZ (the same size as the French Hexagone) and a nice spot for biology nerds.
Does this look spanish to you? No? It’s because it’s not! That beautiful Portuguese Manueline architecture seen in places like Geronimos’ Monastery and Belém Tower in Lisbon complemented by the magnificent azuleijos.
OLIVENÇA IS OURS AND WE’LL HAVE IT BACK SOONER OR LATER!
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The Saarland.
>uninhibited rock pile in the Atlantic. UK has claimed it since 1955.
https://preview.redd.it/w830zgll7z8d1.jpeg?width=1840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12ec07ad3a7c12335a61d3a29d332e001d5b7a4e
Has your unninhabited little rock nearly caused a war between NATO and Arab League countries?
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perejil_Island](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perejil_Island)
It’s part of Ireland, clearly
some random house in Baarle-Hertog probably
Olivença.
Malmö
https://preview.redd.it/p94ba2jj8z8d1.jpeg?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf5a4341574bd61d15b7a56362b208fb85681aaf
Still cannot believe we gave South Tyrol away but pretend Burgenland is part of Austria. You probably never heard about it. For good reason.
Rockall is blameless and therefore much less pointless than Paedophile (Pitcairn) Island.
Not useless. Would extend UK’s EEZ further west.
https://preview.redd.it/9utlrour9z8d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=d907242e713b8edb32f87f1e676a2917f1a831cd
Russia
Rock on rockall!
https://preview.redd.it/td4sich8az8d1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edab00d63dca86101eeae15dcc3861526577fb89
Give that rock to us, we’ll call it Baarle Rockall
Bouvet Island, literally the most remote island in the world and its ours! We even made a Penguin the Baron of the island
Rangiroa island
https://preview.redd.it/tjv3wdbkcz8d1.jpeg?width=5280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15ca58aab0af68596290b9b7b79093ff2a9b8dad
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Africa
(Remember this sub is stupid).
Gibraltar, its riddled with “brits” as proved by this gif:

I present to you Bangor, Northern Ireland. The most recent city to gain city status on the island of Ireland.
https://preview.redd.it/65bt5sdgdz8d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b0d1f51678e4b76df2c038bdbce36af834d3247
Hey Barry, if you give us Northern Ireland back we’ll let you keep Bangor as a memento. What do you say? (Barry’s reaction: Uh… Fuck off you’re taking every last square millimeter of Bangor with you.)
Everything south of Rome.
And I’ve not said south of the po river just because I would be outside by just 50km.
France has the [Clipperton atoll](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clipperton_Island) in the Pacific ocean. No real use except some nice EEZ (the same size as the French Hexagone) and a nice spot for biology nerds.
Belgium.
The former GDR tbh
Berlin
^… ^no ^comment
https://preview.redd.it/duh0e7itiz8d1.png?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a728050653243aee623b96961d921964fe01f643
This is the only rock on planet earth I’d be willing to kill a man stone dead. All other rocks can get fucked.
https://preview.redd.it/mb7r0rymjz8d1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fe6a72e5807f63008158cca995db8c260cfbd95
Does this look spanish to you? No? It’s because it’s not! That beautiful Portuguese Manueline architecture seen in places like Geronimos’ Monastery and Belém Tower in Lisbon complemented by the magnificent azuleijos.
OLIVENÇA IS OURS AND WE’LL HAVE IT BACK SOONER OR LATER!
https://preview.redd.it/260wwsm0mz8d1.jpeg?width=707&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f89d5996bcbace66ab798be9feb6b549295ad3da
East Germany