Mike Johnson Shoots Down Trump’s Claim That Biden Will Be on Drugs During the Debate, but Warns the President Could “Be on Some Sort of Energy Drinks”

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/mike-johnson-shoots-down-trumps-claim-that-biden-will-be-on-drugs-during-the-debate-but-warns-the-president-could-be-on-some-sort-of-energy-drinks

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  1. These clowns are definitely on some serious hallucinogens though

  2. GOP projecting. So Trump’s gonna pound some Bangs ahead of the debate and be all sweaty and stammering.

  3. How much coke does Donnie Jr snort ?

    That’s the real question.

  5. Even if he is, who cares? Why would that even be an issue?

  6. So they have been claiming Biden is demented for years, and just before the “””debate””” they shit their pants and has to claim its rigged I suppose, because Biden on drugs is clearly cheating!!!!

  7. This committee has it on good authority that Joe Biden drinks coffee. I therefore am ordering a vote on holding him in contempt and will begin impeachment proceedings immediately. – Jim Comer, probably

  8. Look at Dark Brandon over there sipping coffee. Shame!

  9. On Friday, will anyone ask Speaker Johnson to explain that weird sniffing thing Trump did while trying to speak during the debate?

  13. Oh wow. Energy drinks. So appalling. Mike, go do something useful and browsing Pornhub *doesn’t* count.

  14. Trump uses that new energy drink, amphetamonster. But the sugar free version.

  15. Uhmmmm most Americans are on some kind of energy drink. The most common of which is called “coffee”.

  16. I want to know what this super drug is that republicans seem to believe exists that miraculously cures dementia

  17. MAGA is anti coffee? Somebody better let Giuliani know that he’s gonna need a different grift.

  20. The idea of Biden being on cocaine is laugh out loud ridiculous, but I did run into a friend of mine the other night at a dance club who was telling me he had just found some really good blow. That friend is frickin 69 years old. Yes really.

  21. And???? Even if he did…it’s not like energy drinks are illegal. Millions of Americans drink multiple energy drinks a day.

  23. Guys, Biden might be goofed up on candy. Can we get a blood test to confirm glucose levels?

  24. Old people don’t drink Redbull. It really could “give us wings”!

  25. Biden comes on stage with his Monster zero sugar ready to debate Trump.

  26. So first it was illegal drugs, then it was prescription drugs, now it’s energy drinks?

  27. Mike Johnson should shut the fuck up and do his job. Try to get control of the Republicans in congress.

  28. Here’s an easy solution. Have a lab tech and the machine that performs the test on the urine in between the podiums at the beginning of the debate. The candidates are introduced. The White House doctor holds a cup in front of Biden, he whips out his old cock, pisses in the cup and it’s immediately handed to the lab tech and they will set up that sample. On the other side Trump walks out, Mike Johnson kneels in front of Donald and opens his mouth. Trump whips out his old as cock and pisses in Mike’s mouth. By force of habit, Mike swishes it in his mouth and swallows it. He cleans up and apologizes, resumes the position, Trump fills Mike’s mouth all the way to the back of his teeth, Mike then turns over to the lab tech, deposits the sample into the receptacle, licks his lips and goes off stage. Both samples are tested simultaneously and the results read out loud by the moderator. All of this is live and on camera.

  29. Half the country is on energy drinks regularly, that’s not a knock like he thinks it is

  31. So, he’s saying trump could lose the debate to a caffeinated Pres. Biden. Do they ever listen to themselves and realize how utterly ridiculous they sound?

  32. >“The question is, can [Biden] stay for 90 minutes on that stage and go toe-to-toe with *President Trump, who, as you know, goes to rallies and talks for two hours on end without any break and any notes?*”

    Yes that’s the question. Can an actual politician go toe to toe with someone who just rambles for 2 hours. Who needs notes when you can talk about magnet elevators and whales washing ashore because of windmills?

  34. Huh, I didn’t know energy drinks cured dementia, wonder why the doc didn’t tell my grandpa to drink that in his later years.

    The GOP scramble to reset expectations of Biden after saying his brain was paste the last 3 years is kinda wild. There is no drug or drink for what they said Biden’s mind was afflicted of.

  35. I dare Biden to come out punching the air just for kicks and giggles like a boxer. Trump would lose his marbles.

  37. Oh dear!!! Are you suggesting he might drink something with “gasp” CAFFEINE in it??
    I would have never imagined…. I’m changing my vote to guy that drinks Diet Coke just to be safe. That was close, thanks for the warning, Mike!!

  38. Ironic considering that Trump is well known for his addiction to Diet Coke, which contains caffeine.

  40. So Trump is definitely planning to be coked out his mind during this.

  41. Lolll I love that the us presidential race has boiled down to accusations of drugs to make the other guy think good.

  42. Man I’m only 40 and if you expect me to attend an event starting at 9, you best believe I’m going to need some extra caffeine assistance to stay up and enjoy myself.

  44. What’s depressing is realizing that almost half the country can’t spot the world’s most obvious con-man!

  45. We all know Joe has some of the OG Fourloko stashed for such an occasion. Could anyone truly deal with trump while sober anyways?

  46. The GOP is like a rabid dog that needs put out of its misery. You almost feel sorry for it but it’s too dangerous.

  47. Whatever Biden will take, I bet he won’t be using two hands to drink it.

  48. See, now I’m picturing Biden walking on stage, shotgunning a Red Bull, and beaning trump in the back of the head with the empty can

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