Together you must decide which Northern country has the best food once and for all. This is the only way to stop the pointless intra-Germanic squabbling over whose brown slop is tastiest.

by nwaa

25 comments
  1. Decide carefully PIGS, your retirement could depend on it

  2. I guess we are on the council but aren’t granted the rank of master ?

  3. If non-pig: Fr*nce (duh)

    If northern european: … … … does old colonies’ food count?

  4. Go north, once you get to Norway keep going, keep going, pass the north pole, go a little further, and when you get to Mexico, that’s it.

  5. I don’t have a ready made inventory of food atrocities by country and I don’t know of any Finnish ones. Karelian Pastries are awesome, so my uninformed vote goes to Finland.

  6. Belgium definitely is an exception. Best chocolate, waffles, beer, mussles, fries, stew, … what bordering france does to a mf

  7. You can’t count on my fork

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  8. Is this OC or a repost? Because if it isn’t it’s pretty damn good OP.

    What’s up with Moldovia in the mix? And San Marino? Is their food excellent or did you just need flags for 2 extra dwarves?

  9. Ireland, easily.

    “Oh, if you simply piss on this shark and let it rot or go looking for frogs in the swamp they’re way better than a spice bag or milk that still tastes of dairy” – statements made by the utterly deranged.

  10. I see we are represented by a beautiful lady. Very flattering op.

  11. mom look i’m in the picture

    Anyway, San Marino decides to vote for southern Germany. If we must pick a whole country then we reserve some time to judge some more.

  12. I appreciate that you put the 🇵🇹 flag on the most handsome portuguese girl in the scene to represent her country

  13. So I wanted to see some form of conclusive ranking in the comments when I clicked on this post

    Instead I got:

    Non-pigs ranking their cuisine as best (stfu nobody asked you)

    and

    Some pigs voting for a cuisine because they ate a tasty cake from there once and they liked the colorful packaging or something (incompetent as expected)

  14. Fucking hell, the comments here are typical of the PIGS. They’ve been given a job to do and they’re just fannying around not actually making a decision on anything.

  15. Scotland. The deep fried Mars bar is enough to edge this one.

  16. *Surstömming can opening sound*

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