Not sure what happened here. Was it one spectacularly incontinent bird or a flock of high precision ones deliberately targeting the bonnet with pinpoint accuracy?
by TimGJ1964
Not sure what happened here. Was it one spectacularly incontinent bird or a flock of high precision ones deliberately targeting the bonnet with pinpoint accuracy?
by TimGJ1964
10 comments
Angry Turds.
I like up north east side and these f seagulls and vicious filled with pure hatred
I made the mistake of parking under a tree in – if I remember – Brighton, years ago. Came back to find my car looking like a painter’s radio.
Who knows, but no way would I drive around in a car like that. One spat and I’m cleaning it off.
As someone that always has to park under a tree outside my house.. this is pretty common for us! I swear these birds are eating from the bins of a curry house to shit so much in just one night. Like I would park my car under this tree for one night thinking it’s okay, next thing I know my windshield is practically covered. It’s not even a big tree either
Looks remarkably like my car. Fucking wood pigeons.
Never pee off a pigeon.
Birds around me eat from a raspberry tree, so I’ve got purple polka dots on my car everyday.
they probably thought it was water
The same happened to my car. Never let your girlfriend find out you’ve been shagging her best friend.