Shake him and get yourself a few hundred gold rings
Little prick .
Someone lose their hard bristle brush? It squeaks when you try to pick it up.
Wait why is this comment section r/dadjokes
Pop a shallow dish of water out, some meat dried cat food always helps.
Grt for cleaning those baked in frying pan deposits.
Leave out some water and cat food.
A seductively elusive male, characterised by nocturnal habits and inconsistent contact. His sexual habits are likely promiscuous, as these woodland critter men enjoy uninhibited roaming across many urban lady gardens.
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DM me if you want a good recipe.
Did you lure it out with chocolate HobNobs?
Shake him and get yourself a few hundred gold rings
Little prick .
Someone lose their hard bristle brush? It squeaks when you try to pick it up.
Wait why is this comment section r/dadjokes
Pop a shallow dish of water out, some meat dried cat food always helps.
Grt for cleaning those baked in frying pan deposits.
Leave out some water and cat food.
A seductively elusive male, characterised by nocturnal habits and inconsistent contact. His sexual habits are likely promiscuous, as these woodland critter men enjoy uninhibited roaming across many urban lady gardens.
Love an r/hoggies sighting