This is how you trick them into outing themselves.
I thought British people also start counting with their index finger?
J’ allen
Banter. The ultimate Yank detector.
Barry: Your foods shit
Hans: Fuck you Barry you eat jellied eels
Pierre: Fuck you Barry, your men had to go over seas for spices
Pedro: Fuck you Barry, go eat a stargazy pie
Yank: ACKTCHUALLY our food is sooo much better. You have bad teeth. Your obesity rate is nearly has high as ours. No one even eats that spray cheese. We saved you in WW2 AND we won the war of independence. You suck Barry. You don’t even have any culture. My great grandad was half Italian so in my family we eat authentic Italian food seasoned with garlic powder, onion powder, paprika and MSG. You Brits don’t even know what seasoning is you eat salt and pepper chips
Saw a non European savage last week call out some dude with a swedish flair calling him a yank and a pussy telling him to flair-up properly that he’s ruining it for the rest of them.
I instantly unblocked him, some of those savages do get it.
Y’all got any more of that sensible gun legislation
“Oh my God, I love Wales, the capital city of North Ireland, settled by my Scottish ancestors when they became the lords of Merry Old England! Now let’s eat some Wisconsin cheddar and drink domestic American beer, it’s so much better!”- Biff Burgoski, soon to be killed by an Anglo-Celtic mob of angered UK residents
I start counting with my pinky and end with my thumb, how is everyone else doing it??
“Y’all” is the single most horrible thing done to our language since the French invaded England
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I am not going to pretend Americanisms havent poisoned my brain, but if you ever do see me use them you *are* free to call me an Ameritard
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Most subtle yank
This is how you trick them into outing themselves.
I thought British people also start counting with their index finger?
J’ allen
Banter. The ultimate Yank detector.
Barry: Your foods shit
Hans: Fuck you Barry you eat jellied eels
Pierre: Fuck you Barry, your men had to go over seas for spices
Pedro: Fuck you Barry, go eat a stargazy pie
Yank: ACKTCHUALLY our food is sooo much better. You have bad teeth. Your obesity rate is nearly has high as ours. No one even eats that spray cheese. We saved you in WW2 AND we won the war of independence. You suck Barry. You don’t even have any culture. My great grandad was half Italian so in my family we eat authentic Italian food seasoned with garlic powder, onion powder, paprika and MSG. You Brits don’t even know what seasoning is you eat salt and pepper chips
Saw a non European savage last week call out some dude with a swedish flair calling him a yank and a pussy telling him to flair-up properly that he’s ruining it for the rest of them.
I instantly unblocked him, some of those savages do get it.
Y’all got any more of that sensible gun legislation
“Oh my God, I love Wales, the capital city of North Ireland, settled by my Scottish ancestors when they became the lords of Merry Old England! Now let’s eat some Wisconsin cheddar and drink domestic American beer, it’s so much better!”- Biff Burgoski, soon to be killed by an Anglo-Celtic mob of angered UK residents
I start counting with my pinky and end with my thumb, how is everyone else doing it??
“Y’all” is the single most horrible thing done to our language since the French invaded England
[deleted]
I am not going to pretend Americanisms havent poisoned my brain, but if you ever do see me use them you *are* free to call me an Ameritard