Rees-Mogg tells young Tories he wants to ‘build a wall in the English Channel’

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1. So can’t wait for this knobhead to lose his seat on Thursday. I’d take any loss, but the bigger the majority the better, really show him just how much people despise him!

2. I hope no one builds a tunnel underneath that wall

3. His such an idiot. Build a wall in the middle of one of the busiest shipping lanes in the world. What could go wrong.

4. > fishermen have described their recent catches as abysmal and said the waters are absent any fish, meanwhile beach goers have described the smell of sewage from the water as unbearable. People are angry saying they never would have voted for the channel wall if they knew that walls kept fish out and sewage in.

   > Gary who lives in Dover had this to say “at first I was really pleased that there were no migrants coming over in boats, but then I realised that having no fish and sewage filled waters were real problems and the migrant issue was just a rabble rousing election tactic and didn’t actually effect any part of my daily life”. This has been the 9 o’clock news, back to the studio

   Incoming future news report

5. Rees-Mogg would vote for a convicted felon and rapist. He said it himself. I can’t fathom ever putting any support being a dirty filthy rapist but I wasn’t born in the 1800s.

6. Why? They’d only end up shortening it so that its a bit pointless and then everyone can just go round anyway.

7. Should someone tell him that a wall would sink? Just like his career is hopefully about to.

8. It’s a very real possibility that this guy will be gone by this time next week. We can but hope.

9. He knows he’s done in UK politics after Thurs and is seeking out future employment on the rightwing American grifter circuit.

10. Shouldn’t proposing preposterous walls be a recognised sign of dementia by now?

11. Gemma need alot of Poles and other excellent builders to help with that Jacob

12. Thursday is going to be the best day of this decade for this country.

13. He should go back to his former role as a Tug boat

    (https://tugs.fandom.com/wiki/Top_Hat?file=215)

14. Not long left for you now, Jacob. I look forward to a clearing of the decks of these low grade politicians who are more concerned with projecting a cartoonish image of themselves than actually serving their constituency and the country.

15. Then he’d best go buy a boat with the profits he earned dodging taxes and get to building it himself.

16. Well I for one am happy to provide him with a large bag and some bricks.

17. Remember when everyone used to think this psycho was like, a cute eccentric type?

18. All the Tory infrastructure projects have gone so well to date, why not?

19. Ah this guy. Henry McLeish should have let that guy in Glenrothes slap him a little back in 1997.

20. What. He wants to build a wall around himself in the middle of the English channel? Now that I can get behind. 🙂

21. Everyone knows the best way to defend a moat is to build a wall inside. Better yet, fill it in and *then* build a wall. And then dig a moat on top.

    Or something.

    I think I will get into politics; I am getting a hang of this.

22. Walls are just red meat and unserious. They are really expensive to build and not that effective. Much like their Rwanda thing.

    The Americans who are more serious about killing migrants have found a real solution. Floating spiked rollers. The spikes hooks on to the victims’ clothes and skin and stop them from swimming effectively, then rolls them downwards and drown them.

    Instead of 2 or 3 children, the Tory base could see dozens of brown people dead every month instead. I’m sure it will be very popular and will really get the base excited.

23. These people really are the babies of society, they need to leech off an entire nation because they are so unbelievably useless.

24. Motherfucker is trying to become the next Tory leader.

25. Yano what fuck it, let’s do it.

    I miss the days where people in power went crazy and spent vast amounts of public money on pointless vanity projects. I would also like a pyramid somewhere in Scotland.

26. Is he implying that the majority of immigration comes in boats?

27. Why are the rightards so obsessed with brown people ?

28. Ahh – I guess he’s funding that then? Sure go nuts son.

    Good luck with your wall!

29. I recall a plot similar to this in Johnny English where the bad guy wants to build a wall around the UK and turn it into a prison.

30. He should discuss it with Trump because “nobody builds walls better than me” he said.