My daughter drew me with a new hairstyle 🫠

by cluelessphp

26 comments
  1. I don’t want to say what I really see 👀

  2. Your daughter makes you out to be a real dick.

    I’m sorry.

  3. Do you have just the 1 dreadlock, or a really long combover?

  4. Looks like the next Picasso is growing up right under your roof!

  5. Get her to write her name and date on the back. Keep it safe. Show her when she’s older.

  6. Should probably get your left ball checked out, it’s swollen three times the size as the other!

  7. Look on the bright side: you’re skinny, your mouth has only combined with one of your eyes, and you now have a flaming head lightsaber to use on whoever you want.

  8. >22. Would you rather date a man who is a six foot tall penis or a man who instead of having a penis has a tiny man there?
    – Richard Herring, Emergency Questions

  9. She’s calling you a knobhead don’t have it mate😹

  10. Your left foot’s a little out of proportion, but apart from that, it’s an uncanny resemblance.

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