What happens to Larry the Cat? Beloved pet’s future revealed as he gets new family

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1. The only entity in all of this we collectively give a shit about. The rest could be utterly destitute and we wouldn’t care. But Larry? We care about Larry.

2. I really hope Larry (with a little human help) publishes his memoirs with a ‘reveal all’ concerning all the corruption, dodgy dealing and lies in Number 10 that he has ‘witnessed’ thus causing a massive investigation leading to many conservative ministers facing prison time.

   If only…..

3. Awh i hope Larry’s alright! How old is he now? He must be getting on bless him

4. The only likeable resident at #10.

   He’s got indefinite leave to stay.

5. Nothing happens to Larry, he is a senior civil servant

6. In the time between Sunak resigning and Starmer being appointed, do we think Larry has to sign letters of last resort?

7. He deserves a full state funeral when he goes. Equal to lizzie.

8. He remains in charge, a beacon of stability in a changing world.

9. I asked my youngest cat today who the cat PM is, assuming it would be my older cat – if so it’s definitely a dictatorship. But I’d forgotten about Larry. The answer is definitely Larry.

10. Maybe he can retire now. He got rid of the rat.

11. When will Larry get a peerage for his services to the country?

12. So will his expenses be paid by the government now instead of Downing Street staff? Because I’ve always thought that was unfair.

13. I asked my cat how she felt about her representation in government. Her response was an apathetic meow

14. Larry is untouchable because he knows the Uk’s nuclear codes

15. I always feel sorry for him he lives with the PM families a lot of them have kids who probably play with him then suddenly overnight he loses his family and gets a new one who he has to get used to. At least the staff stay the same.

16. You’d be f**ked as PM if you were allergic to cats

17. Larry deserves a Purrage for his years of service in the job of Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office, and for his public service greeting guests to the house, inspecting security defences and testing antique furniture for napping quality.

18. I’m sure he’s been acting head of state for years now. All hail.

19. Dogs at polling stations, cats in Downing Street. Do we really have to demean our politics even further than the ferals we elect already do? No wonder we are seen as a bunch of wet wipes by the rest of the world.

20. Understandable – cats don’t really like dogs, and Starmer’s supposedly going to move his dog into Number 10.