Willem Dafoe Named Artistic Director of Venice Biennale Theater Department: “I Am a Stage Animal”

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1. I was a Wooster Group intern years ago. One of the perks was access to their entire backlog of performance recordings.

   I wanted to enjoy them but I was always too distracted by the sheer scale of Dafoes dick. It’s distractingly big.

2. […and it’s all thanks to Mr. Bean](https://youtu.be/Z3nGlPCyNlI?t=220)

   Okay, that was in Cannes, this is Venice lol

3. sharing the stage with Willem Dafoe would be freaking rad af. anyone in Venice need a home caretaker? i’m scrawny and can fit in small cupboards. you wouldn’t even notice me. i can tend the garden. anything. i’m also a decent cook. plus i can entertain with Florida lore and tyranny