
Satanists in Florida offer to fill school counselor roles after DeSantis law
https://thehill.com/homenews/education/4760286-satanists-florida-public-school-counselors-desantis/

Satanists in Florida offer to fill school counselor roles after DeSantis law
https://thehill.com/homenews/education/4760286-satanists-florida-public-school-counselors-desantis/
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Good. All religions should have the chance to be represented in schools.
“Gee, thanks Satan!”
Shit look who wrote the law.
Beelzebruh
I want a pastafarian school counselor 🙂
Or a Jedi!
[The Satanic Temple](https://thesatanictemple.com/) does not worship or even believe in Satan. it has a set of [seven tenets](https://thesatanictemple.com/blogs/the-satanic-temple-tenets/there-are-seven-fundamental-tenets) that seem to me to be a pretty good guide to living a happy life.
Edit: Also, don’t confuse The Satanic Temple (good) with the Church of Satan (evil mf’s).
>“We’re not playing those games in Florida. That is not a religion. That is not qualifying to be able to participate in [the chaplain program.] We’re going to be using common sense … you don’t have to worry about that,” DeSantis said at the time.
Please tell me what my religion should be, Daddy DeSantis.
“DeSatanists.”
Baphomet is available, but would like to stay around orlando
I identify as a faurt
Funny cause actual satan signed this bill into law!
DeSatanis law
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These Satanists are really doing God’s work.