Imagine the audacity of asking giovanii about american geography
Dude, i know more about italians than italians, because i live in the US
Shit Americans say…
If its ham cheese or chicken it needs mayo, no mayo on salami or other cold cuts, if you put mayo on cured meat you are the antichrist.
Diocane
Nice to see everyone enjoying our mayonnaise
Are those Staten Island Italians in the room with us right now?
Ragebait.
Gabagoo
He’s an American. Of course he knows more about other cultures than those cultures know about themselves.
I wish we could do a game show. 6 random europeans just whoever doesn’t matter. best if none of the 6 are from the same country as each other but who cares, even better if none of the 6 are also not from the country in question.
then you grab 6 yanks who claim some european country, let’s say italy.
so you have 6 italian claiming yanks and 6 random euros.
and then you ask questions. and see who wins “is rome the capital of europe”, “how do you pronounce Capocollo” and many more questions like that.
edit: game master should be a very stereotypical person. like the most italian man we can find, and then when it’s germany we’ll send the most swabian man we can find. or the opposite like a slesvig danish lady for germany, or a south tyrol woman for italy.
“I’m-a Jiowanni Jiuseppi from New Jersey, Italy 🤌🤌🤌, we don’t-a putt de mayo in de sandwich becuss we’re italiaan 🤌🤌🤌”
You have to get used that words don’t mean the same in the US of A.
“Italians” are those people from Staten island, they don’t give a fuck about you using the word for people living in Italy or whatever.
“Spanish” are the people who speak Spanish.
America is not a continent, as there are two separate continents named The Americas.
Latin are people from those countries, and the original Latins from Europe don’t matter.
Etc, etc.
And by the way, this is going to be the standart and reality for all of us in the near future cause we are weak pieces of shit that accept everything.
So greetings, my dear Spaniards and Italiards from Europe and happy thanksgiving.
Ameritards trying not to cultureplain (yanksplain) other people’s cultures based on absolutely no reliable source challenge (impossible)
Has to be bait
Sure I know em I watched all of it on MTV
I’ve seen Italian Americans unironically claim that they’re more Italian than Italians
Love how the “we do” heavily implies someone born and raised in Italy, yet that Américonnard has the audacity of saying Staten Island is authentic Italia
once i saw a video of an italo-american guy talking about the superiority of “italian sandwiches”. he used words like *farina* to prove his point, cringe af
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Propah italians from Isola Statale.
Mayonnaise on sandwiches? I thought we had a bad reputation with eating too much mayonnaise with everything but who the hell puts it on a sandwich?
https://preview.redd.it/caazbomeunbd1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e29f20064e8a1ca61305ad0166f8fe708197938
Imagine the audacity of asking giovanii about american geography
Dude, i know more about italians than italians, because i live in the US
Shit Americans say…
If its ham cheese or chicken it needs mayo, no mayo on salami or other cold cuts, if you put mayo on cured meat you are the antichrist.
Diocane
Nice to see everyone enjoying our mayonnaise
Are those Staten Island Italians in the room with us right now?
Ragebait.
Gabagoo
He’s an American. Of course he knows more about other cultures than those cultures know about themselves.
I wish we could do a game show. 6 random europeans just whoever doesn’t matter. best if none of the 6 are from the same country as each other but who cares, even better if none of the 6 are also not from the country in question.
then you grab 6 yanks who claim some european country, let’s say italy.
so you have 6 italian claiming yanks and 6 random euros.
and then you ask questions. and see who wins “is rome the capital of europe”, “how do you pronounce Capocollo” and many more questions like that.
edit: game master should be a very stereotypical person. like the most italian man we can find, and then when it’s germany we’ll send the most swabian man we can find. or the opposite like a slesvig danish lady for germany, or a south tyrol woman for italy.
Plastic Italians are indeed a reliable source
https://preview.redd.it/dw3r11js6obd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8df585c6db37f82d7ff22440b13e50aff2ae927f
Common ameritar larping
r/shitamericanssay
Nobody asking the real question here: Is the American talking about mayonaise or about real*. Mayonaise goes with everything. Real with nothing.
* See image. Stuff that looks like mayonaise but does not have mayonaise ingredients, labeled real.
https://preview.redd.it/4xpyv7598obd1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae934ee2fc5004c512554ce4576ffe5df7c8b9e
Staten Island? I thought we lived in Nuova Jersey
“I’m-a Jiowanni Jiuseppi from New Jersey, Italy 🤌🤌🤌, we don’t-a putt de mayo in de sandwich becuss we’re italiaan 🤌🤌🤌”
You have to get used that words don’t mean the same in the US of A.
“Italians” are those people from Staten island, they don’t give a fuck about you using the word for people living in Italy or whatever.
“Spanish” are the people who speak Spanish.
America is not a continent, as there are two separate continents named The Americas.
Latin are people from those countries, and the original Latins from Europe don’t matter.
Etc, etc.
And by the way, this is going to be the standart and reality for all of us in the near future cause we are weak pieces of shit that accept everything.
So greetings, my dear Spaniards and Italiards from Europe and happy thanksgiving.
Ameritards trying not to cultureplain (yanksplain) other people’s cultures based on absolutely no reliable source challenge (impossible)
Has to be bait
Sure I know em I watched all of it on MTV
I’ve seen Italian Americans unironically claim that they’re more Italian than Italians
Love how the “we do” heavily implies someone born and raised in Italy, yet that Américonnard has the audacity of saying Staten Island is authentic Italia
once i saw a video of an italo-american guy talking about the superiority of “italian sandwiches”. he used words like *farina* to prove his point, cringe af
“Dude, uhm…”
Why do they talk like that
