Stupids bastards. You hate us, but you can’t stop us.

It’s coming home.

Suck my massive set of bollox

by TantaExpress

32 comments
  1. get fucked you clog wearing FREAKS you can NOT stop us

  2. Continental europe will simply pretend our main sport is handball, that we’ve always loved handball and only handball, and that soccer is a made up thing.

    *”Euro 2024? What? Who? In Germany, really? Oh that sounds fun, sad it didn’t get any attention.”*

  3. Those of you cheering against England in the final, do you really want PIGS to win?

  4. GG. Felix Zwayer is calling by the way. He’s asking when he’s going to get his rimjob.

  5. Can’t wait to make that 16 year old Spanish player cry as he loses to some masterful Southgate ball.

  6. spain please we don’t want to hear them bragging even more

  7. It’s coming home either way. Home home, to England or retirement home to Spain.

  8. You’re not singing

    You’re not singing

    You’re not singing any more

    You’re not sinnnngggginggg any more

  9. Spain would’ve messed up the both of us so I’m not even that mad honestly.

    But we both can agree that the referee was absolutely shit.

  10. I’m actually happy for you. I’ve been cheering up depressed Brits since the beggining of the tournament, and I hate Dutch even more.

    But after defeating Germany and France, the glory will be complete after we deal with you. Besides, you’ll be stuck with Al-Southani for the forseable future and you won’t be this lucky twice.

  11. You know it’s extra upsetting for the Continentals when they loose to us, it’s beautiful.

  12. It would come home but it’s stuck at the border checkpoint due to Brexit

  13. Irish rugby fan living in England.. Working a “football pub”.

    I’ve no leg in this race – I couldn’t give a tuppeny shite regardless…

    Just very aware you lot are going to be fucking insufferable for days…

    Final is a ways away, can yas dial it back a little on the Stella and cocaine lads – it’s a marathon not a sprint…

    And the Neil Diamond…

  14. Barry you have the chance to do something absolutely hilarious on Sunday. Don’t disappoint.

  15. I’m actually traveling to England soon.

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  16. So Spain, are you planning on getting out of bed for the finals?

  17. ITS COMING HOME (to England or to 50% of the English population that are currently on holiday is spain)

  18. I swear Pedro, if you cheated yourself all the way into the finals only to lose the cup to Barry I’m gonna fly over there at 5am and place my towels all over your entire stupid country.

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