get fucked you clog wearing FREAKS you can NOT stop us
Congrats but Pedro will still fuck you up mate
HATED
ADORED
NEVER IGNORED
Continental europe will simply pretend our main sport is handball, that we’ve always loved handball and only handball, and that soccer is a made up thing.
*”Euro 2024? What? Who? In Germany, really? Oh that sounds fun, sad it didn’t get any attention.”*
Those of you cheering against England in the final, do you really want PIGS to win?
Susan got to keep her teeth again lol.
GG. Felix Zwayer is calling by the way. He’s asking when he’s going to get his rimjob.
Can’t wait to make that 16 year old Spanish player cry as he loses to some masterful Southgate ball.
spain please we don’t want to hear them bragging even more
It’s coming home either way. Home home, to England or retirement home to Spain.
Back to back champions!
If it’s coming home it can fucking stay there.
You’re not singing
You’re not singing
You’re not singing any more
You’re not sinnnngggginggg any more
Spain would’ve messed up the both of us so I’m not even that mad honestly.
But we both can agree that the referee was absolutely shit.
We are humanity’s last hope now.
I’m actually happy for you. I’ve been cheering up depressed Brits since the beggining of the tournament, and I hate Dutch even more.
But after defeating Germany and France, the glory will be complete after we deal with you. Besides, you’ll be stuck with Al-Southani for the forseable future and you won’t be this lucky twice.
You know it’s extra upsetting for the Continentals when they loose to us, it’s beautiful.
Barry you have the chance to do something absolutely hilarious on Sunday. Don’t disappoint.
This fourth armada better not fail
I’m actually traveling to England soon.

So Spain, are you planning on getting out of bed for the finals?
Congratulations lads
Winner keeps Gibraltar 🇬🇮
ITS COMING HOME (to England or to 50% of the English population that are currently on holiday is spain)
I swear Pedro, if you cheated yourself all the way into the finals only to lose the cup to Barry I’m gonna fly over there at 5am and place my towels all over your entire stupid country.
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Guess what’s coming home lads?
get fucked you clog wearing FREAKS you can NOT stop us
Congrats but Pedro will still fuck you up mate
HATED
ADORED
NEVER IGNORED
Continental europe will simply pretend our main sport is handball, that we’ve always loved handball and only handball, and that soccer is a made up thing.
*”Euro 2024? What? Who? In Germany, really? Oh that sounds fun, sad it didn’t get any attention.”*
Those of you cheering against England in the final, do you really want PIGS to win?
Susan got to keep her teeth again lol.
GG. Felix Zwayer is calling by the way. He’s asking when he’s going to get his rimjob.
Let’s solve this in a civilized way, Barry.
https://preview.redd.it/cn4hzk3kcrbd1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71b51a7c98f419c0a36fc92ed9b513a9ce22d30a
Can’t wait to make that 16 year old Spanish player cry as he loses to some masterful Southgate ball.
spain please we don’t want to hear them bragging even more
It’s coming home either way. Home home, to England or retirement home to Spain.
Back to back champions!
If it’s coming home it can fucking stay there.
You’re not singing
You’re not singing
You’re not singing any more
You’re not sinnnngggginggg any more
Spain would’ve messed up the both of us so I’m not even that mad honestly.
But we both can agree that the referee was absolutely shit.
We are humanity’s last hope now.
I’m actually happy for you. I’ve been cheering up depressed Brits since the beggining of the tournament, and I hate Dutch even more.
But after defeating Germany and France, the glory will be complete after we deal with you. Besides, you’ll be stuck with Al-Southani for the forseable future and you won’t be this lucky twice.
You know it’s extra upsetting for the Continentals when they loose to us, it’s beautiful.
https://preview.redd.it/axlqblvhjrbd1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da3e20144001b0595303bf01e56f41dfff1ae5c3
It would come home but it’s stuck at the border checkpoint due to Brexit
Irish rugby fan living in England.. Working a “football pub”.
I’ve no leg in this race – I couldn’t give a tuppeny shite regardless…
Just very aware you lot are going to be fucking insufferable for days…
Final is a ways away, can yas dial it back a little on the Stella and cocaine lads – it’s a marathon not a sprint…
And the Neil Diamond…
ITS CAMING OME
(my holiday home in madrid)
https://preview.redd.it/tthlulwflrbd1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e93aec53ab535155f71989d7d1706188d7046d5
England getting into the final
Barry you have the chance to do something absolutely hilarious on Sunday. Don’t disappoint.
This fourth armada better not fail
I’m actually traveling to England soon.

So Spain, are you planning on getting out of bed for the finals?
Congratulations lads
Winner keeps Gibraltar 🇬🇮
ITS COMING HOME (to England or to 50% of the English population that are currently on holiday is spain)
I swear Pedro, if you cheated yourself all the way into the finals only to lose the cup to Barry I’m gonna fly over there at 5am and place my towels all over your entire stupid country.