Russia declares state of emergency in Novorossiisk as forest fires spread

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1. Putin sponsored it…

2. I pity the animals. I mean the forest animals, to be clear.

3. That’s on them for worsening climate change.

4. Maybe sending all your firefighters to die in Ukraine for a vanity project was not the smartest of moves.

5. He probably cares about this one because it’s right near [his palace](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Putin%27s_Palace).

6. Maybe it is a… special emergency?

7. Lemme guess: nazi space lasers?

8. Must be an Azov trained arsonist. Surely.

9. I guess, under different circumstances we would offer more sympathy and some help.

10. Is this the principle of karma? 

    >!No. A larger part of country would be on fire.!<

11. Don’t worry comrade, a three day special firefighter operation will put it out

12. The entire Russian army should do something heroic and go help put out that fire. For the good of everyone.