What about Asterix and Obelix? Are they in the trenches?
*”Billions of blue blistering barnacles!”*
Snowy refuses to eat the Russian tins of meat. Thomson and Thompson aren’t as picky… until Captain Haddock and Professor Calculus get to the bottom of what is in it; Bianca Castafiora tests sonic weapons with a Ukrainian intelligence officer who is always depicted with a characteristic ear to ear smile. The group reconvenes just in time to win Medals from the President, for exposing a Scythian gold smuggling ring, narrowly escaping with their lives- and the gold- following a dramatic tachanka chase across Donbas.
Billions of blistering yellow and blue barnacles!
Kicking Tapioca out was just the beginning. And this time, there won’t be a plane waiting. Long live Zelensky! Long live Ukraine!
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This is outstanding. Maybe make TShirts?
Brilliant!
What about Asterix and Obelix? Are they in the trenches?
*”Billions of blue blistering barnacles!”*
Snowy refuses to eat the Russian tins of meat. Thomson and Thompson aren’t as picky… until Captain Haddock and Professor Calculus get to the bottom of what is in it; Bianca Castafiora tests sonic weapons with a Ukrainian intelligence officer who is always depicted with a characteristic ear to ear smile. The group reconvenes just in time to win Medals from the President, for exposing a Scythian gold smuggling ring, narrowly escaping with their lives- and the gold- following a dramatic tachanka chase across Donbas.
Billions of blistering yellow and blue barnacles!
Kicking Tapioca out was just the beginning. And this time, there won’t be a plane waiting. Long live Zelensky! Long live Ukraine!