Bulbous buttercup could go either way, to be honest. Is it an insult, or a compliment? Who can tell.
Given that the Small Teasel looks so soft and cute, I unwarrantedly extrapolated to what a Big Teasel would look like only to be disappointed with a quick google image search. yikes they look positively painful.
I guess a Woolly Thistle is a Scotsman living on the Wirral.
I know you limited it, I love the others too like nipplewort, stinking Willy, bastard toadflax, white horehound, black horehound, sticky Willy just to mention a few
You wet pansy
I’m am a huge fan of a tufted vetch.
If I don’t shave I too become a tufted vetch
Fat hen? So my neighbour was talking the plants in her garden and not about me?
You’re nothing but a common ragwort!
9, 10 a big fat hen…
Fiddleneck and Lungwort from the
Boraginaceae family are pretty good.
I like Bristly Oxtongue.
You giant hogweed
They could be the names of the faeries that *don’t* make it into the story books. Might be an idea for a progressive modern fairy tale.
Son, you better not be hanging out with those common ragworts again!
Woolly thistles, are they those huge ones with long sharp spines
Thanks for the new user flair
You utter milkweed.
Dandelion
You pissabed.
I’ll have you know, my teasel is a perfectly adequate size!
These sound good in Blackadder’s voice, like when he’s insulting Baldrick!
No love for ‘Sticky Willy’?
Viper’s bugloss. If you’re on the A11, it’s the blue one you can see everywhere.
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You absolute bogbean
Bulbous buttercup could go either way, to be honest. Is it an insult, or a compliment? Who can tell.
Given that the Small Teasel looks so soft and cute, I unwarrantedly extrapolated to what a Big Teasel would look like only to be disappointed with a quick google image search. yikes they look positively painful.
I guess a Woolly Thistle is a Scotsman living on the Wirral.
I know you limited it, I love the others too like nipplewort, stinking Willy, bastard toadflax, white horehound, black horehound, sticky Willy just to mention a few
You wet pansy
I’m am a huge fan of a tufted vetch.
If I don’t shave I too become a tufted vetch
Fat hen? So my neighbour was talking the plants in her garden and not about me?
You’re nothing but a common ragwort!
9, 10 a big fat hen…
Fiddleneck and Lungwort from the
Boraginaceae family are pretty good.
I like Bristly Oxtongue.
You giant hogweed
They could be the names of the faeries that *don’t* make it into the story books. Might be an idea for a progressive modern fairy tale.
Son, you better not be hanging out with those common ragworts again!
Woolly thistles, are they those huge ones with long sharp spines
Thanks for the new user flair
You utter milkweed.
Dandelion
You pissabed.
I’ll have you know, my teasel is a perfectly adequate size!
These sound good in Blackadder’s voice, like when he’s insulting Baldrick!
No love for ‘Sticky Willy’?
Viper’s bugloss. If you’re on the A11, it’s the blue one you can see everywhere.
Stinking mayweed! Toadwort! Scurvygrass!
Prize winning marrow