Two Russian soldiers standing still to avoid drone detection and getting hit anyway (1st Assault Battalion)

34 comments

1. Thank you for your patience…

2. Two for the show….

3. “Just stand still, we’ll be safe hiding behind these shadows”.

4. Darwin award winners for sure. Why not go in the houses or whats left of them.

5. Actually if they had no shadows that looked just like soldiers, they might have pulled it off. Do you think they saw their shadows and thought, Oh Bylat. You know they saw the grenade hit the ground.

6. There were too many houses to take cover in, but they sat still like a deer 🦌 in headlights

7. By standing still they, both will look like :

   a) a tree.

   b) a lamb post. Or

   c) stone art sculpture.

8. “The shadows betray you!”

9. Roosky strategic brilliance

10. I can imagine their conversation

    ‘You idiot, I told you it wouldn’t work

11. “Keep absolutely still. Its vision is based on movement.”

12. You can never camouflage a shadow……

13. They are playing ‘First to move is gay’

14. They so funnily stupid

15. Being this stupid, even in orc numbers, deserves a grenade

16. Someone asked them “England or Spain?” 

17. Nice work! 👍🫡

18. 3rd Assault is not Azov. Azov is the 12th Special NGU. 3rd came from Azov SSO veterans, but 3rd is 3rd, it’s long since earned its own fame. Also 3rd is Army so to speak, or what they call Ground Forces and Azov is National Guard.

19. Mustve had a death pact. They couldn’t live without each other 

20. Someone should tell them drone eyes don’t work like a T-Rex

21. English or Spanish?

22. Is this the new Squid Game?

23. In a hide and seek game it’s always clever to stand still behind cover. Also for humans it’s much easier to spot movement in their peripheral view. But once the human eye has centered on the prey it’s not so easy to fool with standing still.

    Anyways – it’s a bad idea to go into another country with a weapon in your hand and play such games.

    Send them to hell. Rightfully so.

24. English or Spanish

25. Dang I thought those were statues lol

26. Somebody watched too much Jurassic Park…

27. Thank you orcs for being so cooperative.

28. “I’ve mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still… that I become invisible to the eye…”

    Followers of Drax.

29. Should have stood still in ruzzia

30. *“Don’t move! They only see you if you move!”*

    # 💥

    *“Don’t move, play dead!”*

    # 💥💥💥

    No playing needed, Vatniks.

    You’re now dead AND not moving. 👍

31. That’s the most high-stakes game of red light/ green light I’ve ever seen.

32. Wow, the Russian war academy is teaching Looney Toons strategies now?

33. Ivan 1: let’s pretend we’re trees.
    Ivan 2: ah, okay.

34. “If we don’t move, drone can’t see us. Oh wait, I was thinking about T-rex.” boom.