Armie Hammer Says He’s “Broke” But “Happier Than Ever” After Sexual Assault Allegations: “It Was A Brutal Experience”

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1. Dude comes from old money, I’m curious what broke means to him.

2. Uh don’t forget the cannibalism part.

3. The experience was probably more brutal for the women he abused, but as long as he’s happy. What an asshole.

4. Broke? His family are Oil Magnates.

5. Armie is really feeling better after getting out of rehab. In fact, he’s having some friends for dinner this weekend.

6. I wanted The Man From U.N.C.L.E. 2 more than any movie on the planet.

7. Aww, I’m so relieved to hear that the cannibal rapist is happy. I’ve been so worried about his feelings.

8. Who the fuck is asking him these questions? Why waste your time writing an article about this freak?

9. Things a cannibal says for $1000, Alex

10. I just hope he’s well fed.

11. I wanna be what he considers broke. Give me a fuckn break.

12. Probably could have chosen a better word then brutal lol.

13. “Broke” by his standards is still more wealth than most of us will ever see in our lifetimes. Fuck this brutal rapist. Why even interview him?

14. Shut up Cannibal!

15. He is insufferable. It’s quite fitting bill Maher had him on his podcast

16. Wondering what body parts of mine I could trade for timeshares..?

17. Can’t these folks that have been cancelled just live their life? They must be loaded.

18. No way he wasn’t named after the brand Arm n Hammer. He had no chance

19. I don’t think anyone here has read the articles or listened to the podcast. He takes full responsibility. He lists his sins and doesn’t flinch from acknowledging his shittiness. He is happy because he was driven by approval and this is why he was an actor and when all approval was gone he had to do deep examinations as to how he’d gotten himself there. In therapy. He came from a toxic family and he’s striving to be better.    

    I’m a woman and a feminist but this apology and reckoning is what you wish for. Not that bullshit Louis CK non apology and defiance, not Ellen Degeneres going on tour to claim herself the victim. There comes a time when you can’t just beat a man down when he’s done the thing so many don’t.    

     I’m not a personal fan and don’t have anything invested in whether his life turns out ok. The victims have my fullest sympathy and support. 

20. Honestly, he was wronged. I hope those women rot in hell

21. Ah yes, people get *happier* after being accused of sexual assault and cannibalism.