Fellow Europeans I need your help! Write suggestions for Austrian and Greek flairs in the comments so we can discriminate more accurately

by Wora_returns

28 comments

  1. Christian Turk?

    Actually works for both, but especially Greeks.

  3. For greece: “Christian Turk”. Or “Lost his marbles”
    For austria: Westernmost edge of Eastern Europe.

  4. I demand a personal flair to be distinguished by gays (greeks men) as a lesbian (greek woman)

  5. Just to clarify: We are talking about SUB FLAIRS here, so flairs for the regions of Greece and Austria. NOT new general flairs for the whole countries!

  6. Why don’t they get regional flairs tho? Maybe two for each one

  7. Vorarlberg: Liechtenstein wannabe

    Tyrol: Leather fetishist

  8. For the Macedonia region a flair could be FYROM or something like that

  9. Salzburg: Mozart’s balls.
    Austria as a whole: Something-Hungary

  10. when they get sub-region flairs and we cant even have a country flair

  11. Attica – Concrete Connoisseur
    Central Macedonia – South North Macedonian
    Thrace – Leftover Turk
    North Aegean – Stranded Refugee
    Mount Athos (lmao) – Gynophobe
    South Aegean – British Tourist
    Ionian Islands – Venetian

  12. I suggest “Thinks he’s not Hungarian” for Burgenland, “Basement supremacist” for Lower Austria, “Artist producer” for Upper Austria, “Too poor to be Swiss” for Vorarlberg, “2Piefkenized4Austria” for Vienna and “Little Bavaria” for Tyrol

  18. u/rex-ac renewing my age old request to get a Franconian flair that says Bavarian. It would piss of both South Prussians as well as Franconians. IMO it‘s perfect.

    [https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/DrasWT9s6s](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/DrasWT9s6s)

    I also make some very good points about the fact, how we are more relevant than Scotland.

    We lost in overtime against you people, show some pity sénior and giff flair please?

    Also it‘s important to establish the narrative how it‘s more important to get the 700th regional WEU flair, while many Beasterns still struggle to even get one for their country.

    ![gif](giphy|2aw9gwZlltbdX92b4w)

  19. I was the one that proposed the “South Macedonian” flair for **Greece**.

    I suggest the more (in)appropriate :

    # Zeus’s post-nut regret

    * Accurate: Allusion to Ancient Greek mythology
    * Unique: ditto
    * Original: no such attack on other flairs
    * Funny: Hehehehe
    * Offensive and unwanted: It’s appropriately insulting.
    * Legal: It’s still mild by reddit standards.
    * Concise: No more than 25 characters. 22 characters
    * In English or in a local language of the flaired country.

  20. Mount Athos, does not know what a Woman is.

    I rest my case.

  22. u/rex-ac could you add “#2 Carmaker” for the German State of Baden-Württemberg? There are 11 Million people here who deserve their own insult. It is based on the fact that cars were invented here and a lot of the regional industry and therefor pride is based on it.

    Alternatively, you could make “Likes Berlin” because people are known to buy properties there, and who the fuck would do that, or some greedy joke “Least Greedy German” (which no one outside of Germany would understand).

    [Link to flag](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baden-W%C3%BCrttemberg#/media/File:Flag_of_Baden-W%C3%BCrttemberg.svg)

  24. Vienna: Start of the Balkans

    Kärnten: Nazi-land

    Upper Austria: Nazi-land

    Tirol: Naz-… Hmm, maybe I need to rethink this.

  25. Honestly. I was thinking about it and there is nothing you could call us that would really offend us. We’re already miserable. But we’re miserable with pride. We thrive in it.

    The best (worst) I could think of would be, if it just said: German.

  27. Greek flair : Debt enjoyer

    • Attica : Broke and arrogant

    • Thessaloniki : Unemployed delivery man

    • Larissa : Poorest Greek

    • Patras : Horny Student

    • Crete island : European Texan

    • Aegean islands : Airbnb scammer

    Austria flair : Hopefully not a painter

    • Vienna : Kroatien migrant

    • Tyrol : Other half is missing

    • Steyr : Unemployed worker

    • Graz : Vienna but cheaper

  28. The funniest fact about Vorarlberg (Austria) is that it wanted to join Switzerland and was denied. So I suggest “Too bad for Switzerland” for Vorarlberg.

    Also “Hungarians in Denial” for Burgenland.

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