Sechs Tonnen Kokain in Bananenlieferung gefunden

44 comments

1. There’s always money in the…

2. I guess those criminals really slipped up this time

   Ba-Dum-Tss

3. Leaving the other 12 shipments to sail through easily….prohibition, justifying jobs since the 1920s.

4. That’s 6 tons of bananas I could’ve bought. Fuck.

5. That dog better have gotten the biggest reward.

6. That’s just…bananas.

7. Banana man, me want a ton

   Give me double and a bonus one

   Give me more for all me friends

   This banana flow will never end

8. and they couldn’t put a banana for scale in the pic???

   missed opportunity

9. *snorts line of bananas

10. This shit is bananas

11. Soundtrack: Ween – Bananas and Blow. WBUR often uses the jam from this song as a background track for announcements etc.

12. What’s the street value of “bananas” these days?

13. “Look guys, I found… 3 tons of cocaine!”

14. Ah. Finally. Hopefully this will put an end to this illegal drug trade once and for all.

    It would be awful to think that it will make zero difference, be a pointless waste of time and resources, fighting a futile battle. No, no this is surely the final nail in the coffin. Congratulations!

15. paging r/ween

16. The Karamja customs officers need to do a better job

17. So in a scenario like this does anyone get punished on the cartel side? Or do they take the loss as expected?

18. And all this time I thought it was the potassium that accounted for the energy boost from bananas

19. Who put bananas in my cocaine shipment?

20. But a shipment that’s twice as big slipped in somewhere else.

21. Hey guys I found 5 tonnes of cocaine in these bananas.

22. Six tonnes of cocaine? Ohh 🙁 I wanted a banana. 

23. How did you think the tallyman tallied all those bananas. COCAINE!

24. What are these 2 bananas doing in my 6 tonne order of coke?

25. > One of those arrested in connection to the drug discovery was a representative of the export company responsible for the shipment, whom prosecutors said had been present at the inspection and gave officials the names of the four other suspects.

    Oh my god that guys poor family. They’re gonna die.

26. Mt heart attack was averted.

27. That’s not that much cocaine

28. Ya-yo! Yay-ay-ay-yo! Daylight come and me wanna more snow…

29. Where’s ween when we need them

30. I wonder if the cocaine shipment was full of bananas

31. That blows.

32. I don’t do cocaine. I just like the smell of it.

33. Do you see banana man?

    Hoping over on the white hot sand

    Here he come with some for me

    Freshly powdered from a coca leaf

34. Foolish … of all things, international banana trade is one of the most heavily regulated. It’s easier to ship weapons than bananas

35. My luggage!

36. Oh god, imagine if the banana spiders found it

37. Knew there was something weird going on with bananas, coupled with this steam game dominating the charts:
    [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2923300/Banana/](https://store.steampowered.com/app/2923300/Banana/)

    and the fact their are traces of antimatter in them. Something big is going down!!!! /s

38. Come mista tally man, tally me bananas.

39. (Fat) stack banana til de morning come

40. I wouldn’t want to be the cartel middleman blamed for this.

41. 5 tonnes of cocaine, that’s quite a bit

42. More like bananas found in cocaine shipment?

43. My favorite breakfast is cocaine with peanut butter.

44. More like “some bananas found in cocaine shipment” .