Ive put both England and switzerland in the straight up evil category to appease everyone, anyway onto the last category

by shiddedinschool

42 comments

  1. Yes yes both terrible countries but their flags are a big plus

  2. OP couldn‘t deal with england not making an appearance, sure you aren’t french? 🤓

  3. I feel like this could be Luxembourg. They’re laundering money while employing half of Portugual, some serious multi-tasking right here.

  4. I’d like to nominate ourselves with this one. It’s always the french english and spanish when people look at the colonies. (Totally not that I don’t want the Belgians to be on there but not us)

  5. England fighting to remain relevant anywhere at all after their big L this week.

  6. Ireland no? Like everyone claims Irish ancestry, so they’re really the ones pulling the strings in a global conspiracy, for the plot of course.

  9. Austria is good candidate but they’re already on the list. Poland is a good candidate but they’re Eastern European so they don’t belong here.

    Belgium would be another option, but that place is fictional so we might as well nominate Mordor.

    Anyway that pretty much leaves the Vatican. Certainly fits the bill in my mind.

  11. This must be the Roman Empire. We are not talking enough about those Latin fuckers who set us up for… *broadly gestures at everything

  13. Scotland should be in the straight up evil camp as well just to spite there legendary PR team

  14. spain? siesta plot is important but next to no screentime

  16. Ireland. Massive tax haven that’s quietly fucking all of the EU whilst smiling at it, and was a big part of Britain’s fuckery keeping Europe as it liked it, without any of the praise or blame.

  17. Ugh why do we have to share a square? Just give it to the Swiss, they are more evil than us 😔

  18. Spain.

    We’re involved in pretty much everything under the sun but never on the spotlight to the point that it seems we’re only good at sports.

  19. Norway. Everybody has this idylic view of a small nation that doesn’t do much aside from enjoying their fjords… but their national pension fund controls half the world.

  20. Got to be Greece. Birthplace of Western culture, haven’t heard from them since.

  21. Considering England’s flag is a red cross on white and Switzerland’s a white cross on red, couldn’t we combine both into one completely blood red flag?

  22. In this particular order:

    Vatican city

    Spain

    Greece

    And ~~The Netherlands~~ Holland

  27. You call it Evil, we call it efficient.

    We are not the same.

  28. How the fuck the germans avoided being “straight up evil” I’ll never know

  29. Vatican City, lads. Lets be fair, those kiddie diddlers pretty much did all of our collective histories.

  31. People getting ratty at OPs admittedly questionable behaviour just prove his point. You are chomping at the bit to thrash us about. It is what it is.

  32. Despite how vocal we are, it’s got to be us:

    Oldest continuously operating stock market

    First publically traded company

    Only country to ever beat Barry in a naval war

    Invented both the telescope and the microscope

    Dutch people helped invent cassette tapes, cd, dvd, Bluetooth, and WiFi

    Only country that makes the newest chip machines

    Only country to fight the sea and consistently win

    Dug the ship out of the suez canal

    And largest creators of artificial land in the world

  33. HRE. No screen time because it’s dead and not coming back.

  35. Surely Austria, they basically created Europe as it stands now through their inbreds

  36. The Vatican. Christianity has formed European history and culture, regardless of whether one personally is a believer or not.

  39. Greece. We’re a small country of 10.4 million with a GDP of only €220 billion and a military with only 1,300 tanks, a mobilisation capability of 250,000 ΛΕΛΕδια and only 154 F16s, 18 Rafales, 24 Mirage 2000s and 33 F4 Phantoms. Plus we owe only €400 billion to the ECB.

    But Greece lives rent-free in your heads, your hearts, your souls, and your political systems. Even in your languages. Which is why, even if you don’t like us, you love us. And if you do love us, you love us so profoundly, that you will understand what we have done for (or rather, to) the Romans.

    PIGS feat. France and Cyprus for life 🇵🇹🇮🇹🇬🇷🇪🇸x🇨🇵🇨🇾

  40. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Scotland and Ireland weren’t totally complicit in the British empire

  42. I can’t believe you let the Scots get away with thinking they don’t share responsibility for colonialism.

    As for the final category, it has to be the Vatican. It’s the seat of a religion that has shaped the history of most of Europe, but doesn’t even have proper UN membership.

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