Least excited tourist in Florence

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2. Straight to jail with that savage.

3. Just another Susan from Birmingham.

4. https://preview.redd.it/edxhll0902dd1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=73850f0c05be4c4b9ebe43f146cc7889e63f9a80

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6. That’s an attention chore if i see one

7. First time she has witnessed Peak Male Physic how can we judge her?

8. It’s a (replica) statue of Bacchus. This just seems like appropriate behaviour.

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10. Most self-respecting bri’ish/american girl.

11. The inferior northen race can’t handle the superior sheer power and beauty of the peak male italic physic

12. She is the reincarnation of his wife, so she wanted to have a fun time again.

13. Those sandals tho

14. Why would the statue do this? Typical Italian…

15. Susan or Sigrid?

16. I’m in Florence soon, where may I also enjoy the local sculptures

17. Least cringe am****n tourist in Firenze

18. She down bad for a bronze micropenis

19. https://preview.redd.it/nntrhnt053dd1.jpeg?width=1910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba8edbaab0ad9805733df5a18cb3ed34fa1091cc

20. cunt, simple as that.

21. Pretty sure she’s a humble gal from Iowa. Dunno what’s wrong with having fun though 🙄

22. Definitely a tourist, Italy lost r16

23. It’s the sperm of the Greek God

    It blinds women throughout all of history

24. Bruh

25. This is the statue of Bacchus I think, who was the God of drinking and debauchery. So this behavior is entirely appropriate.

26. Ma’am please stop rubbing your genitals on the local art

27. don’t those guys have like microdicks?