We’ve had the ceremonial opening. Now they’re all back in the commons, being nice and welcoming each other to their new roles. Next comes the drunk shouting, emotional battery and public humiliation.
MP’s gently tossing captain crunch as she passes by, as of course is tradition
Why isn’t she called Susan.
Showing the sovereignty of the elected parliament every damn single year by slamming a door in the face of the Monarch’s representative?
Sounds like a typical constitutional monarchy W to me.
Is getting a door slammed in his face the Black Rod’s only job and where do I apply?
Fun fact – the only thing hanging on the walls where the Monarch gets dressed for Parliament is the Execution Warrant of King Charles 1, to remind the Monarch what the people can do.
Then Charlie dips his sausage fingers in a vat of brown sauce, as is tradition
Congrats on kicking the tories out. Too bad you don‘t send MEPs anymore, we could use some more people left of center in Brussels. Take care it does not end up in a shitshow or you may get Cuntface Farage next
They also physically drag the newly elected speaker to his seat because they used to be scared the king would have them executed (happened several times)
When you are so bored of your job, which you are entirely unfit to perform adequately, and you resort to roleplaying in your own little bubble, like a schizophrenic.
Maybe they should consider reintroducing the court jester, too!
Still bloody sadt that the Official Heckler, Sire Dennis Skinner, lost his seat a while back and now no ones tells quips of just how it is anymore.
Hell, someone said they miss Dennis in this opening but no one reacted.
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Another example of domestic violence against women in England.
As is tradition
[Blame Charles I](https://youtu.be/FFkKm_4FOFE?si=kggqh4EXCJ85y4gX)
[As is tradition](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2POYSKiVwM4&pp=ygUaU291dGggcGFyayBhcyBpcyB0cmFkaXRpb24%3D)
Nothing wrong with a bit of tradition.
It’s like a big game of Chardee MacDennis.
We’ve had the ceremonial opening. Now they’re all back in the commons, being nice and welcoming each other to their new roles. Next comes the drunk shouting, emotional battery and public humiliation.
MP’s gently tossing captain crunch as she passes by, as of course is tradition
Why isn’t she called Susan.
Showing the sovereignty of the elected parliament every damn single year by slamming a door in the face of the Monarch’s representative?
Sounds like a typical constitutional monarchy W to me.
Is getting a door slammed in his face the Black Rod’s only job and where do I apply?
This is what bothers you and not the kidnapping
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-27697207
It’s a pretty sick tradition. I’ve toured the place twice, the separation of democracy and the royal family is so well defined.
The black rod, followed by black pudding, royal pudding, and the royal rod. [As is tradition.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcUbNoRqQTo)
Fun fact – the only thing hanging on the walls where the Monarch gets dressed for Parliament is the Execution Warrant of King Charles 1, to remind the Monarch what the people can do.
Then Charlie dips his sausage fingers in a vat of brown sauce, as is tradition
Congrats on kicking the tories out. Too bad you don‘t send MEPs anymore, we could use some more people left of center in Brussels. Take care it does not end up in a shitshow or you may get Cuntface Farage next
They also physically drag the newly elected speaker to his seat because they used to be scared the king would have them executed (happened several times)
When you are so bored of your job, which you are entirely unfit to perform adequately, and you resort to roleplaying in your own little bubble, like a schizophrenic.
Maybe they should consider reintroducing the court jester, too!
Still bloody sadt that the Official Heckler, Sire Dennis Skinner, lost his seat a while back and now no ones tells quips of just how it is anymore.
Hell, someone said they miss Dennis in this opening but no one reacted.
Ridiculous.