Pariser Bürgermeister schwimmt in der Seine, um vor den Olympischen Spielen 2024 zu zeigen, wie sauber das Wasser ist
https://abcnews.go.com/International/paris-mayor-set-swim-seine-show-clean-water/story?id=112018515
Pariser Bürgermeister schwimmt in der Seine, um vor den Olympischen Spielen 2024 zu zeigen, wie sauber das Wasser ist
https://abcnews.go.com/International/paris-mayor-set-swim-seine-show-clean-water/story?id=112018515
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Setting a Google alert for “Anne Hidalgo” pinkeye, strep throat, mrsa, brainworms.
Designated
In Seine
Tomorrow’s headline: Paris Mayor dies of dysentery.
inb4 brain eating amoeba and cdiff
Now take a sip.
This time next month headline: Paris mayor develops third eye and glows in the dark
“It’s perfectly clean! Aside from the extra arm and fifteen toes, I feel just fine!”
This is how the bad guys in Marvel are created.
Oh, cool. I still wouldn’t swim in it tho
> The Seine’s water quality, however, remains questionable and has repeatedly failed tests in advance of the 33rd Olympiad.
I’m not sure exactly what ‘failing’ implies, but idk… this seems like an unwise decision. Politics!
Paris mayor dies of e coli
[Thomas Midgley Jr. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Midgley_Jr)would be proud
Mise(ry)-en-Seine.
I will prove the water in Seine is safe to swim….go to hospital soon after in secret.
“My eyes! Ze goggles do nothing!!”
But now it’s dirtied.
You guys could have always had a clean river, you didn’t have to wait until the giant grift fest that is the Olympics to get your shit together
Just imagine the amount of antibiotics she took when she got out.
early retirement
how this got passed any checks is beyond me…
let’s risk the health off the best sporters in the world, who have all trained for years and years to compete here… and thank them by making them swim in a “probably not too unsafe river”
what are they going to do when, for example, half the competition gets sick after day one? sorry, our bad and your bad luck?
Put your head under.
Centuries of poo. It’s basically a toilet. And your mayor is a floater.
Probably just loaded up on antibiotics and dewormer before jumping in.
No sharks?
I saw a movie about this recently with sharks in the catacombs
Apparently most of the swimmers a few days after they competed in the Brazil Olympics got very sick. It takes a few days for the viruses to kick your ass.