It wasn’t quite defrosted so I put it in the garden. There goes my dinner. by –crystal–meth– Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 19 comments What was on the menu for the magpies? They certainly seem to be enjoying it! At least someone is enjoying a Tesco ready meal. It’s five for silver, so could be a lucky omen. 😁 Annnd…You think you’re outmatched if you try to rescue it? I wouldn’t leave the white washing out after 5 magpies have had a tikka 🤣 That was a stupid idea Who defrosts food in the garden 😅🤡 Looks like Lasagnas back on the menu boys! Never in my life have I heard of defrosting food outdoors. Use a microwave or just leave it on the kitchen worktop. That’s a completely normal way to defrost something. Pica Pica , chicken tikka . I do wonder how some of you have survived this long Have you considered Magpie pie as a dinner alternative? Nah man that’s some sort of cannibalism if that is chicken. This is England, how is outside any warmer than inside!! You need defrosting boards, usually 2 for a tenner on Bezos Land*. *other retailers are available. Thieving magpie bastards. Reap what you sow unfortunately And looking back, this was the day his undefeatable army of magpies began… Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Never in my life have I heard of defrosting food outdoors. Use a microwave or just leave it on the kitchen worktop.
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What was on the menu for the magpies? They certainly seem to be enjoying it!
At least someone is enjoying a Tesco ready meal.
It’s five for silver, so could be a lucky omen. 😁
Annnd…You think you’re outmatched if you try to rescue it?
I wouldn’t leave the white washing out after 5 magpies have had a tikka 🤣
That was a stupid idea
Who defrosts food in the garden 😅🤡
Looks like Lasagnas back on the menu boys!
Never in my life have I heard of defrosting food outdoors. Use a microwave or just leave it on the kitchen worktop.
That’s a completely normal way to defrost something.
Pica Pica , chicken tikka .
I do wonder how some of you have survived this long
Have you considered Magpie pie as a dinner alternative?
Nah man that’s some sort of cannibalism if that is chicken.
This is England, how is outside any warmer than inside!!
You need defrosting boards, usually 2 for a tenner on Bezos Land*.
*other retailers are available.
Thieving magpie bastards.
Reap what you sow unfortunately
And looking back, this was the day his undefeatable army of magpies began…