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1. >It has been [0] days since Russia made an implied threat of worldwide nuclear annihilation.

   Maybe we’ll get to change the sign to [1] someday.

2. deploy more? Do they have any left to deploy? They make this threat basically every day

3. Blah blah blah

4. How? They have them deployed already.

5. Highly doubt those nukes have been maintained properly anyway, probably duds by now.

6. They already deployed them in Belarus. So US should deploy more in further response, to Poland and Romania for example.

7. These idiots think they would survive a nuclear war, what a joke.

8. Someone probably stole the rocket fuel from them already since the Russian army is so corrupt, so they won’t be going very far if launched.

9. Both countries have had ICBMs for like 50 years now. None of this means shit.

10. I completely lost interest at “Russia says”, and didn’t care what Russia said.

11. 🥱

12. I just deployed some Russian missiles in the toilet…

13. Well they’re running out of anything else to deploy

14. Russia’s BS is so boring.

15. Guessing they haven’t read “The boy who cried wolf”?

16. Snore 😴
    Another day, another Russian threat to the civilized world of nuclear annihilation

17. Allow me to quote macron “and? We got those too”

18. Oh no, I woke up in Moscow this morning and realised I am short, bald and gay, time to deploy the nukes.

19. Nuclear missiles on both sides are already deployed, and have been for a long time.

20. Russia is so incredibly pathetic.

21. So what. Three NATO countries have nukes in Europe. Russia is a joke.

22. Its funny how a country acting as a victim invaded another country and threatens everyone else with nuclear war on a daily basis. But Europe and the U.S is the “aggressors” here.

23. “Russia says” – You lost me.

24. >**Q:** *”What’s as big as a house, burns 20 liters of fuel every hour, puts out a shit-load of smoke and noise, and cuts an apple into three pieces?*
    >
    >**A:** *”A Soviet machine made to cut apples into four pieces!”*

25. “I brought [threats of nuclear launch]”

    “Russia this is the sixth time you’ve brought [threats of nuclear launch] to show and tell”

26. Don’t they report this at least once a week?

27. Petition to change ruzzia national animal from bear to pincher puppy

28. Yay the neighbor’s dog is barking again. Next….

29. Another day, another nuclear threat from Russia. Yawn.