Russia Announces Vital Scientific Breakthrough – Flushable Toilet Paper Rolls. After being deprived of the essential domestic product for more than two years, Russia was proud to announce via TASS on Thursday, July 18 this important scientific breakthrough.

18 comments

1. An empty cartridge makes for a fun aiming target when you are shitting into the communal outhouse.

2. That’s amazing news
   Maybe with fresh and less irritated rear ends, they won’t feel the need to invade and kill folks.so much?

3. Great, now they’re going to steal more toilets.

4. Next goal: indoor plumbing and toilets, preferably not stolen

5. Just a fad. What will they think of next? A portable telephone? Ha!

6. Now Russia needs to invent flush toilets!!!

7. These have been around for years, hardly a breakthrough.

8. So…just dropping it in the hole.

9. Are these commonly used anywhere?

10. They gotta brag about something. Even if it’s toilet paper in a world that uses old newspapers for the same job.

11. Never dispose of it when you have just produced a 20 couric turd. Bono would like you to do so but don’t!!

12. Why is Russia so good at anything shit related…except enough toilets???

13. I lost my shit laughing about this announcement.

14. I was made aware of these by a Finnish guy in the 2010s. Cutting edge tech.

15. You gotta have toilets first, *Russia*.

16. They just need to steal some toilets to use them

17. Honestly never knew this was a thing im not sure we even have those in The Netherlands ( never looked obviously) .

18. Sweet trolling!