Just wanted to report a crime: Passau, Germany

by TheZenPenguin

32 comments
  1. Yeah, I know what crime – you stole /u/johnnysuede7’s guinness head ya bastard.

  2. Probably the worst thing ever to have happened in Germany.

  3. From a day I started living in Ireland, I’ve never ordered pint of Guinness abroad. It’s not worth it.

  4. The crime is ordering Guinness in Germany.

    I love my Guinness and all but German beer is fantastic.

  5. Hahaha I used to live there and was in that pub too many times – Shamrock yeah? We learned very quickly after the first Guinness never to order it again

  6. Get a German beer 😭😭….. So many good beers why just why…..

  7. Probably the first pints poured that day? 

    The first few each morning should go down the drain but a lot of pubs won’t be happy with so much “waste”, not realising that by serving out muck to people they’re less likely to order it again. 

     If you’re in Austria you can get a very good Guinness in a few places in Vienna, Flanagans or Charlie Ps.

  8. Why do continentals pour every fucking pint like this and seem happy about it. It’s not just Guinness. It’s everything.

  9. The German yearning for efficiency would never allow them to tip out some of that head. Sure the glass is full, how could anyone complain?

  10. I travel to Germany a few times a year for work and while their beer is great they can’t pour a pint at all.

  11. I have had decent Guinness in Germany before, the Notenschlüssel pub in Leverkusen does a decent pint but that’s *unglaublich*. Generally, just stick to the local stuff. I’d murder a good altbier right now.

  12. Jaysus, that’s some head on thon there, Guinness hai.

  13. My God. That’s like when you’re drunk and pour the can giving a 50 percent head pint. Thoughts and prayers.

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