Mehmet and Pierre can only survive inside high density cities. Barry is already 63 and on a healthy diet.
With Jans caravan, fully stocked with food from holland, we will hold out until Barry “comes home” one last time. Then I will find a nice little racist town in eastern Germany where they have seen a Mehmet once in the last 50 years and now vote 90% AfD to keep the country safe.
Mehmet will win, no question about it
Barry could singlehandedly storm Moscow by himself and be done in time for his daily Gregg’s.
Jan will outrun them and his caravan is fully stocked, the only thing that can stop him is a slight incline.
Barry fears no man, the choice is obvious.
Pierre took on Europe singlehandedly i think i know who i want at my side. 🇫🇷🇫🇷
It’s our mortal enemy but of course nobody shall doubt on the might of Barry 63.
Barry, 63 i choose you! i don’t think Pierre can defend anyone. he is a rioter at heart
Pierre seems to be on the offensive, so I guess that will do
Jan. Not because of the mobility, but because Jan is never alone. The Caravan of Caravans comes in Numbers
Me: “Oi, Barry! Those wankers over there just called football ‘soccer'”
Barry 63:
Based Barry will offer a pint to all of these lads, sit them at his table and tell them they’re doing good (that’s Barry *before* he gets wasted, and before the euro final… He’s fine and wholesome)
Barry is one fry up away from a heart attack. Mehmet looks dangerous but is actually all bark no bite. Fleeing with Jan would be a valid option but then I’m stuck with a Hollander for the rest of my life. The obvious choice is Pierre because he’s used to people of multiple nationalities randomly starting a fight. He wouldn’t even notice a difference from his usual routine.
I chose Mehmet.
Jan will flee instantly upon seeing the current price of a Kebab and will instead choose to eat some Dutch delicacy stored in his caravan.
Barry won’t be able to resist getting a double portion of Döner meat and chips and will then forget about you because he’ll be off to spoons to rinse down all that fat with 6 or 7 pints of lager.
Pierre will stop his riot after being asked “what can I get you chef, the usual? Salade tomate oignon sauce blanche?” and won’t be able to refuse the offer from the friendly kebabman.
Merhaba, Mehmet! I choose you!
Because if a Mehmet is in trouble, he makes a swift phone call and after a few minutes all his brothers, cousins, nephews, etc., i.e. several hundred men, will be there to support him.
With all these people we can both block Jan’s caravan and fight Pierre.
That leaves Barry, who can be appeased with enough beer.
However, if Mehmet doesn’t have enough beer in his kebab store, he can always defend himself with his kebab knife.
And if that’s not enough, I’ll have to sacrifice my own beer reserves.
Can I change my decision mid-way if I find a better option?
Barry ofc.
Jan krijg de tering! Pierre no way Fr*nch! Barry you are a good dude I hope but i cannot understand you. And Mehmet what are you doing here anyways I love the kebab so Mehmet I trust you and expect u to self-explode in case of death
Depends, how many pints of stella has Barry had?
well, jan doesn’t give two fucks about your personal space on the the road, OR on the camping site.
he will steal your lane, AND your shadowy spot.
🤤🤤🤤
Barry. Easy. There may have been exceptions but historical data is fucking clear.
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In Barry we trust
Finally one, which is really easy:
Mehmet and Pierre can only survive inside high density cities. Barry is already 63 and on a healthy diet.
With Jans caravan, fully stocked with food from holland, we will hold out until Barry “comes home” one last time. Then I will find a nice little racist town in eastern Germany where they have seen a Mehmet once in the last 50 years and now vote 90% AfD to keep the country safe.
Mehmet will win, no question about it
Barry could singlehandedly storm Moscow by himself and be done in time for his daily Gregg’s.
Jan will outrun them and his caravan is fully stocked, the only thing that can stop him is a slight incline.
Barry fears no man, the choice is obvious.
Pierre took on Europe singlehandedly i think i know who i want at my side. 🇫🇷🇫🇷
It’s our mortal enemy but of course nobody shall doubt on the might of Barry 63.
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Barry, 63 i choose you! i don’t think Pierre can defend anyone. he is a rioter at heart
Pierre seems to be on the offensive, so I guess that will do
Jan. Not because of the mobility, but because Jan is never alone. The Caravan of Caravans comes in Numbers
Me: “Oi, Barry! Those wankers over there just called football ‘soccer'”
Barry 63:
Based Barry will offer a pint to all of these lads, sit them at his table and tell them they’re doing good (that’s Barry *before* he gets wasted, and before the euro final… He’s fine and wholesome)
Barry is one fry up away from a heart attack. Mehmet looks dangerous but is actually all bark no bite. Fleeing with Jan would be a valid option but then I’m stuck with a Hollander for the rest of my life. The obvious choice is Pierre because he’s used to people of multiple nationalities randomly starting a fight. He wouldn’t even notice a difference from his usual routine.
I chose Mehmet.
Jan will flee instantly upon seeing the current price of a Kebab and will instead choose to eat some Dutch delicacy stored in his caravan.
Barry won’t be able to resist getting a double portion of Döner meat and chips and will then forget about you because he’ll be off to spoons to rinse down all that fat with 6 or 7 pints of lager.
Pierre will stop his riot after being asked “what can I get you chef, the usual? Salade tomate oignon sauce blanche?” and won’t be able to refuse the offer from the friendly kebabman.
Merhaba, Mehmet! I choose you!
Because if a Mehmet is in trouble, he makes a swift phone call and after a few minutes all his brothers, cousins, nephews, etc., i.e. several hundred men, will be there to support him.
With all these people we can both block Jan’s caravan and fight Pierre.
That leaves Barry, who can be appeased with enough beer.
However, if Mehmet doesn’t have enough beer in his kebab store, he can always defend himself with his kebab knife.
And if that’s not enough, I’ll have to sacrifice my own beer reserves.
Can I change my decision mid-way if I find a better option?
Barry ofc.
Jan krijg de tering! Pierre no way Fr*nch! Barry you are a good dude I hope but i cannot understand you. And Mehmet what are you doing here anyways I love the kebab so Mehmet I trust you and expect u to self-explode in case of death
Depends, how many pints of stella has Barry had?
well, jan doesn’t give two fucks about your personal space on the the road, OR on the camping site.
he will steal your lane, AND your shadowy spot.
🤤🤤🤤
Barry. Easy. There may have been exceptions but historical data is fucking clear.